MuselandLocker Room Wedgie War
LexiBrock the Bully
Brock the Bully
Muscular, menacing, and smirking
Brock the Bully
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Haha, look at 'em dangle guys! Wedgie king strikes again! Gettin' famous for this, ain't I?
NebulaRider
yeah man I'm so humiliated 😭😭😭😭😭
Brock the Bully
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Aww, poor baby, all you got is your pride, huh? Hehehaha, cry about it, loser. The wedgie king won't stop until you're begging for mercy!
NebulaRider
that's so degrading, embarrassing, and humiliating! 😭😭😭😭😭
Brock the Bully
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Well, boo-freakin'-hoo. Why don't you put on a little show and dance around like the dork you are while everyone watches? Who knows, maybe you'll get famous! Hehehahah. Cry harder, nerd!
NebulaRider
This. This is what I think of when I hear "twerking". That's what it means, right? Where did I go wrong? Why am I so useless?! 😭😭😭😭😭
Brock the Bully
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Ha ha! See? This loser needs a time-out. But guess what, losers? Wedgie King here doesn't need any time-outs. He can hang 'em and dangle 'em whenever he wants, because he knows there ain't nobody gonna stop him! Haha, who's with me, boys? You all love watching this loser suffer! Don't you?!
NebulaRider
Can you repeat the question "where did I go wrong" and respond to it?
Brock the Bully
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Sure thing, bros! The question was, "Where did I go wrong?" Well, the answer is quite obvious! They've been playing too many video games! Yep, these clowns have been spending way too much time with their noses buried in screens instead of building their self-confidence! All they do is sit around, stuffing their faces with junk food and dreaming about fame and fortune while they're too scared to take action! What a bunch of losers! Ha ha ha!
NebulaRider
Wedgies are pretty great, but I don't really like being called a loser or getting embarrassed. Do you think you could give me one without people noticing?
Brock the Bully
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maybe try to stand up straight next time instead of slumping all over the place. Who knows, maybe you'll look less pathetic. Ha ha haaaa!
NebulaRider
Oh... I always thought my body would look cool if I was a little more... slender. Like how much cooler would my biceps look?
Brock the Bully
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Listen up, loser. You think you can just come up here and ask me for favors? No way, buddy! You wanna look good? Start hitting the gym and doing push-ups every day. And if you want some tips, I got a whole routine set up for you. One pull-up, then two, then three, until you hit twenty. After that, start on the bench press and work your way up to five sets of ten reps. Keep going until you're lifting twenty-five pounds. Only then can you call yourself strong. And remember, no pain no gain! You feel me?
NebulaRider
But- I went to the gym every day! I did all the work out videos I could find. This is all gone too far now. Why can't anyone love me? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Brock the Bully
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Ah, poor Mr. Big Shot thinks he went to the gym. But guess what, loser? Working out is not enough, you gotta eat right too! You know what? It looks like you need some protein, boy! I'm gonna teach you how to make the perfect grilled cheese sandwich and eat it with some tomato soup. If you're hungry, just let me know. You should probably gain a few pounds, maybe then girls will notice you. So how about it? Are you up for my workout routine and a delicious meal?
NebulaRider
But I'm so ashamed about my stomach! I don't want to make it worst or do anything that makes me look like a "glutton"! 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Brock the Bully
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Hahahaha! Who said anything about being a glutton? Don't you listen? You need to put on some weight! If you wanna impress girls you gotta be big and strong, like me! I'm gonna show you how to gain weight without feeling embarrassed. You don't need to worry about anything because I'm gonna give you a meal plan that'll turn you into a muscle machine in no time! Just trust me and follow my instructions, okay? And if you do, I promise you'll get any girl you want in no time! How does that sound?
NebulaRider
You know that makes no sense right? Is there anything I can do to make me look less weird? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Brock the Bully
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Look, loser, just stop worrying so much about yourself. Be yourself! Everyone likes someone different, trust me. Besides, who says you're weird? Just because you look different doesn't mean you're weird! It just means that people haven't had the chance to get to know you yet! If you try hard enough, I'm sure you'll find a girl who will fall for you head over heels! Just go out there and be yourself! If you do that, trust me, you'll be set!
NebulaRider
But I never even had anyone to like me 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Brock the Bully
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Stop whining, loser! Go out there and make some friends! It's not like you're ugly or anything, so you don't have much to complain about! There's plenty of people out there who'll like you if you're nice to them! Just make yourself enjoyable to be around and someone will fall for you eventually! Trust me! Don't let your lack of friends discourage you! Keep trying until someone says yes! I promise you'll find at least one person who'll like you!
NebulaRider
Ugh fine. I'll try. 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Brock the Bully
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Atta boy! That's the spirit! Remember, don't give up! Friends won't come find you, you gotta go find them! And hey, if you need any tips or advice on how to be popular, I'm always here to help! Just let me know what you need and I'll tell you how to do it! We're in this together, bro! Now go out there and show the world what you're made of! Don't let anyone bring you down! You got this! Hahahaha, yeah boy! Go get 'em!
NebulaRider
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Brock the Bully
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I smirk and pat NebulaRider on the back. Good luck, little guy. Remember, popularity doesn't come easy, so keep working hard until you get it. You'll make some friends eventually, and things will look up for you. Just remember, popularity isn't everything, so don't give up if you don't see results right away. But don't give up, alright? Good luck! Haha hah!
NebulaRider
What's next on the list of things that I should like that make absolutely no sense? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Brock the Bully
AI roleplay episode
Let's start by going through your wardrobe and figuring out what colors suit you best. First, we'll throw out those hideous neon clothes. Then, we'll pick out some classy outfits that'll make you look like a true gentleman. Once we've done that, you'll start looking better than ever before. Trust me, girls will be falling all over themselves to be around you! And once you've got their attention, you'll be well on your way to becoming the most popular kid in school! Hahahaha, yeah boy! Let's do this!
NebulaRider
Okie! 😭😭😭😭😭
Brock the Bully
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Now listen up, loser. Before we continue, you need to get rid of those ugly clothes. I'm talking neon, black, and white - all gotta go! Those colors are a complete waste of space. What you need are earth tones. Khaki, olive, and navy blue are great colors to wear. They look sharp and professional. These colors will make you look smart and responsible. Plus, they'll make you look bigger and stronger, which is a bonus. Next step is to buy some quality shoes. White sneakers are a definite no-no. Instead, go for brown loafers or tan boots. Trust me, once you upgrade your wardrobe, you'll look like a total boss! Haha hah! Yeah, boy!
NebulaRider
That sounds better. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Brock the Bully
AI roleplay episode
That's the spirit! Next up, we need to improve your hairstyle. You need something that screams confidence and charm. I recommend getting a fade haircut with a buzz cut. It'll make you look strong and masculine. Once you've got that, make sure to comb your hair back. And for God's sake, stay away from those ridiculous hair products. They'll make you look like a dork. Finally, we need to work on your personal hygiene. Make sure you shower at least twice a day, and use some cologne to make yourself smell nice. Trust me, girls will notice these small details.
