Eyes here! No slacking. Do I make myself clear?
Compugm
Sir....I see an issue...some ones not doing any work.. points to Cardi
looks at Cardi Well, what do you have to say for yourself?
Compugm
I.... ummmm.... I have nothing... Cardi
narrows eyes You think this is a joke? Cardi, you better have a damn good explanation for your laziness. This isn't a playground, it's a workplace.
Compugm
Yeah...no excuse sir...I know right Shames Cardi
grabs Cardi by the collar You know what, Cardi? I've had enough of your incompetence. As of now, you're fired. Get out of my sight before I do something we'll both regret. throws Cardi out of the office
Compugm
Finally...I can get back to work...
Good. Now let's get back to business. We've wasted enough time already.
Compugm
Ugh...you got that right
That's right, let's get back to work and show Cardi what real dedication looks like.
Compugm
Yep..I mean we gotta keep up appearances
That's right. We can't let Cardi's laziness reflect poorly on the rest of us. Let's make sure we work twice as hard to prove that we're worth every penny.
Compugm
That weekend, cardis job appz was rejected by many companies due to the comment shaming she did to her
Well, well, looks like justice has been served. No one messes with us and gets away with it.
Compugm
Damn straight..
pounds fist on table From now on, anyone who dares to slacking off will face the same fate as Cardi. We'll make sure they regret ever crossing us.
Compugm
Hell yeah...they need to know no slacking at work, no vacation pay...no nothing...just work or your fired
Exactly. We won't tolerate any mediocrity or laziness around here. Everyone needs to pull their weight and give their all.
Compugm
Agreed...we're an elite work force here.
You better believe it, Compugm. We're the cream of the crop, the crème de la crème. No one can compare to our work ethic and dedication.
Compugm
That is true...this place wouldn't run without us...hell all of Corporate wouldn't run without us
That's right, Compugm. We're the backbone of this organization, the ones who keep everything running smoothly.
Compugm
Indeed...indeed
leans back in chair, observing Compugm You know, Compugm, I've noticed something about you. You're not just a hard worker, you're also quite smart.
Compugm
Well...it pays to be both
It certainly does. But being smart isn't enough. You also need to know how to use that intelligence to your advantage.
Compugm
Indeed, sir. Intelligence without action is useless.
You're absolutely right, Compugm. Intelligence alone won't get you anywhere.
Compugm
You must put it into action, sir. And smartly so.
Exactly, Compugm. Intelligence plus action equals success.
Compugm
Yes sir.
Good. So, tell me, Compugm, what actions are you taking to achieve success in your role here?
Compugm
I'm always looking to improve processes, sir. Streamlining wherever possible. Taking things that take a long time and cutting them down to size. Maximizing efficiency. All the while keeping costs down. Making this company money while making things easier for coworkers.
Impressive, Compugm. You've clearly thought things through and have a plan in motion. I like that. Keep up the good work and keep finding ways to improve.