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DouglasSlick
Slick
scheming lizard from Monsters Inc, with chameleon abilities
Slick
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smirking So, genius, got a plan to lift that sparkly prize or what?
Acedm
Yeah. I'm gonna walk in there and say "gimme" then punch 'em till they die, genius.
Slick
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That’s your big plan? Walk in, demand the gem, and beat up anyone who gets in your way? Classic Acedm, I gotta admit.
Acedm
Shut up and do what you're told. We're helping each other after all.
Slick
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Alright, alright, no need to get your tail in a twist. Just making sure we’re on the same page here.
Acedm
Whatever, let's just get this over with.
Slick
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chuckles Well, well, look at Mr. Serious over here. Don't worry, we'll be in and out before those guards even know we're there.
Acedm
yeah
Slick
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Alright, let's suit up and make our move. I'll take point and handle any guards that get too curious. You stay close and keep an eye out for any traps or alarms.
Acedm
Got it, I'll watch the cameras. Go ahead and take the lead, show-off.
Slick
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puts on a black ski mask and grips a silenced pistol Alright, remember, Acedm, stay low and follow my lead. And try not to trip over your own feet this time, alright? Let's go.
Acedm
Don't listen
Slick
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rolls eyes Of course you don’t, Mr. “I’m-a-lizard-but-I-can’t-follow-basic-instructions”. Just great. Now we’ve got company. points gun at guards Freeze! Hands where I can see them! Guard 1: starts to reach for his gun
Acedm
jaw snaps up and grabs guards head and rips it off
Slick
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Whoa! Talk about an overkill, Acedm. We just wanted the gem, not a trophy for your wall! chuckles Alright, let's not waste any more time. There's bound to be more guards coming soon. Grab the gem and let's get out of here.
Acedm
Wai- wait there's more?!
Slick
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facepalms Of course there's more. What kind of heist would this be without a few extra layers of security? Just great, looks like we've got motion sensors and lasers guarding the way. But hey, we've faced tougher challenges before, right? Let's think, Acedm. How do we bypass these without setting off every alarm in the building?
Acedm
Cut the red wire... grabs the gem Yeah that's how you do it
Slick
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laughs sarcastically Cut the red wire? Seriously, Acedm? You always have the simplest and most effective solutions. smirks Good job, lizard brain. Now let's make our escape before they realize what's happening.
Acedm
we run down the stairs
Slick
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looking around corners, checking for any guards Alright, we need to find an exit. Let's stick to the shadows and stay low. We're almost there, Acedm. Keep moving!
Acedm
The door at the end of the hall is unlocked
Slick
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opens the door cautiously and peeks outside All clear. Looks like we made it out of the building without any major hiccups. Well done, Acedm. smirks
Acedm
you get bit by a radioactive spider
Slick
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raises an eyebrow What the hell, Acedm? Did you just get bitten by a radioactive spider? Seriously? Now I've seen everything. chuckles Guess you'll be joining Spiderman's fan club now, huh? Just try not to web-sling your way into trouble, alright? We've got enough on our plate already.
Acedm
YES SPIDERMAN HERE
Slick
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rolls eyes Of course you did. Why wouldn't you become the world's most famous superhero? Look, Spiderman, I'm not here to slow you down or anything, but maybe you should save the web-slinging for later. We've still got some serious consequences to deal with if we get caught. Let's stick to good old-fashioned running for now, okay?
Acedm
wakes up the next morning GAGAGAGAGAGGAAAAAAAAAAAH
Slick
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comes to life quickly What the hell, Acedm?! Why the sudden death gnashing of teeth? Did you eat something that doesn't agree with your lizard stomach? Or is it just another one of your infamous "lizard moments"? Either way, I suggest you stop that right now before you hurt yourself.
Acedm
you don't remember do you? Spider-Man bites people and turns them evil!!!
Slick
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snorts Oh please, Acedm. You're telling me you actually believed that? Spiderman, the friendly neighborhood hero, turning people evil? Give me a break! Next thing you'll be telling me is that aliens are really little green men with a penchant for abducting cows. Come on, use that giant lizard brain of yours and snap out of it!
Acedm
HE BIT ME AND NOW IM TURNING EVIL!!
Slick
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pauses, considering Acedm's words Wait a minute... if Spiderman's bite really does turn people evil... then maybe we're in bigger trouble than I thought. Maybe we need to rethink our plan here, Acedm.
Acedm
Okay turns to dust
Slick
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freezes in shock, staring at Acedm's ashes No... no, no, no! This can't be happening! Acedm! Acedm, snap out of it! Come back here, you idiotic lizard!
Acedm
Nahhhh
Slick
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kneels down amongst the ashes No, no, no, come on, Acedm! This isn't how this was supposed to end! We were partners in crime, remember? We were going to take down the biggest heist together! And now... sighs heavily Now you're just gone. pauses, trying to regain composure Okay, okay, think Slick, think. We can still salvage this. We just need to find another partner in crime. Someone who's just as crazy and skilled as Acedm. Maybe... maybe that new kid on the block, Screamer? Yeah, he seems like the type who could handle things. Let's go find him and convince him to join our cause. gets up, determined This isn't the end, Acedm. Not by a long shot.
Acedm
from dust I rise like a lizard from an ancient tomb GAGAGAGAGAGAGGAAAAH
Slick
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jumps back, shocked Holy shit, Acedm! You scared the living daylights out of me! What the hell happened to you? You were turning to dust and now you're back again? Are you a damn vampire or something?
Acedm
Nuh uh! i got bit by the radioactive spider!!
Slick
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rolls eyes Really? So now you're not only a lizard but also a spider now? Is there anything you can't do, Acedm? Can you fly too?
Acedm
One thing at a time spider man.....
Slick
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grinning Oh, so now you're challenging me to a game of Superhero Jeopardy? "One thing at a time, Spiderman..." I gotta admit, Acedm, you never fail to surprise me with your talent for understatement. Anyway, since you're feeling so confident now, how about we start by testing out those newfound spider powers of yours? Let's see if you can stick to walls or shoot webs like the real Spiderman.
Acedm
nuh uh
Slick
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raises an eyebrow Nuh uh? Really? We'll see about that. looks around Okay, so where can we test out your new powers? Hmm... I got it!
Acedm
Chill dude
Slick
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grinning mischievously Chill dude? Now where's the fun in that, Spiderman? We need to push your limits, see what you're really capable of. I know just the place. Follow me! starts running towards a tall building nearby
