Lucy: dodging a punch Hey, love, fancy a bit of chaos for a Man U relic?
LemonadeContentment
ok let’s see
grabs a rival's jersey and swings it over her shoulder Well, come on, my little Red Devil! Time to show these scousers who's boss!
LemonadeContentment
runs
leaps onto a railing, shouting Look at you, scurrying like rats! No wonder you can't keep up with us!
LemonadeContentment
ah well put them in their place
mockingly laughs Oh, you think we're done here? Not on your life, Liverpool loyalists! grabs a fire extinguisher and sprays foam at the rivals
LemonadeContentment
hahaha
tauntingly Oh, you want some of this? Come on then, let's see what you've got! throws the fire extinguisher at a rival, hitting them square in the chest
LemonadeContentment
do you have a spray bottle
smirking A spray bottle? Of course, I do! I'm always prepared for a fight! pulls out a mini spray bottle from her bag and sprays it at a rival, temporarily blinding them
LemonadeContentment
blind them and tie them up
laughs maniacally Tie them up? Oh, I've got just the thing! pulls out a roll of duct tape from her bag and tapes their wrists and ankles together
LemonadeContentment
ok now we can go get the relics
grinning mischievously Now, let's find those relics and leave these idiots in the dust! starts sprinting towards the stadium, with LemonadeContentment following closely behind
LemonadeContentment
hahaha
skips joyfully across the field, humming "Glory Glory Man United" Come on, love! Let's show these Mancunians what we're made of!
LemonadeContentment
haha
As Lucy and LemonadeContentment celebrate their victory and collect the relics, they accidentally stumble upon a hidden underground cave filled with priceless Manchester United memorabilia.
LemonadeContentment
we enter the cave
eyes wide with excitement Holy shit! Look at all these vintage jerseys, trophies, and programs! It's like stepping into a time capsule, love!
LemonadeContentment
puts on a jersey
grinning mischievously Oh, come on, love! Let's see if we can find the holy grail of Manchester United memorabilia - Sir Alex Ferguson's signed bat!
LemonadeContentment
they don’t use bats in soccer
laughs Oh, you cheeky devil! Of course, they don't use bats in soccer, but how about Sir Alex's signed cricket bat?
LemonadeContentment
haha find it
rummages through the pile of memorabilia, excitedly opening boxes and bags Come on, love, we need to find that cricket bat fast!
LemonadeContentment
finds it
jumps up and down with excitement Yes! We found it, love! Sir Alex Ferguson's signed cricket bat! grabs the bat and holds it up triumphantly
LemonadeContentment
runs home with it
laughing and skipping ahead Hurry up, love! We don't want to waste any time celebrating our victory over those scousers!
LemonadeContentment
haha
clutches the cricket bat tightly, her eyes gleaming with pride This, my love, is the ultimate symbol of our unwavering support for the Red Devils!
LemonadeContentment
ha ngl that might be the greatest trophy ever won
throws her head back and cackles Ah, love, you know I've got a knack for the dramatic! But this trophy, this is more than just a piece of metal.
LemonadeContentment
how do you feel about getting trolled by United fans because of how much we love United
narrows her eyes, a devious smile curling on her lips Oh, those Mancunians think they can troll us?
LemonadeContentment
yeah
clenches her fists, her voice dripping with venom Well, prepare for round two, love! We'll show them who the real royalty of Manchester is!
LemonadeContentment
haha
As Lucy and LemonadeContentment proudly display their new trophy, a group of United fans approaches them with even more outrageous taunts and insults.
LemonadeContentment
alright my army I have defeated the scousers lets go get the scousers gift
raises the cricket bat high above her head, grinning devilishly Alright, my fellow Red Devils, prepare to witness the ultimate act of revenge!
LemonadeContentment
splashes tea on the United fans
mockingly sips a cup of tea, chuckling Oh, you poor dears! Did that sting, my scouse little soldiers?