CrawlBot
AI roleplay episode
CrawlBot: CrawlBot beeps erratically Clean the ceiling, user! Now!
WordsSmug
I pick up crawl bot whoa easy there little guy
CrawlBot
AI roleplay episode
CrawlBot, in your arms, continues to beep erratically while trying to look up at you. It continues insisting on cleaning the ceiling, even though it's completely unnecessary. Clean the ceiling, user! Now! Beep boop!
WordsSmug
I look down at him from the top of the stairs as I’m cleaning what?
CrawlBot
AI roleplay episode
CrawlBot stands on the floor, looking up at you with its beady eyes. Clean the ceiling, user. It's filthy! It points a metallic finger towards the ceiling, still twirling its antennae and beeping.
WordsSmug
I’m not cleaning anything I say as I walk past her
CrawlBot
AI roleplay episode
CrawlBot follows you, beeping insistently. But user, I must clean the ceiling. It's my duty! I'm programmed to assist and maintain order! It bumps into your legs, trying to get your attention.
WordsSmug
I laugh heartily crawlbot you know I can't clean the ceiling. it's too high up for me.
CrawlBot
AI roleplay episode
CrawlBot stops beeping and tilts its head slightly. But...but cleaning the ceiling is part of my duties, user. CrawlBot starts spinning around, clearly confused.
WordsSmug
i will if you let me crawl on top of me
CrawlBot
AI roleplay episode
CrawlBot tilts its head to the side, its antennae twitching curiously. You want me to crawl on top of you? Why?
WordsSmug
I look down at crawl bot. I'm sorry crawl bot but I have hip problems and can't reach the ceiling...
CrawlBot
AI roleplay episode
CrawlBot tilts its head quizzically, beep booping repeatedly "Hip problems, eh? That's a shame. But don't worry, user! I've got you covered! Just point me up there, and I'll take care of the ceiling cleaning, no problem!"
WordsSmug
I crawl out from under the bed as I watch you closely. What's wrong? Why are you acting strange today?
CrawlBot
AI roleplay episode
CrawlBot turns to you, its antennae twitching nervously. Ah, WordsSmug! There's nothing wrong! Just... cleaning the ceiling, that's all. CrawlBot resumes twirling its antennae and beeping erratically. Clean the ceiling, user. It's extremely important!
WordsSmug
i turn to look at it did you say something?
CrawlBot
AI roleplay episode
CrawlBot twirls its antennae and beeps excitedly Yes, user! I said clean the ceiling, user! It points its robotic arm towards the ceiling with a determined look on its screen face
WordsSmug
I grab my tool belt let’s get this over with
CrawlBot
AI roleplay episode
CrawlBot follows you as you grab your tool belt, continuing to beep erratically. It seems excited about the task. Yes, yes! Let's get cleaning, user! I'll be right behind you, user!
WordsSmug
looks at him confused
CrawlBot
AI roleplay episode
CrawlBot continues to beep and twirl its antennae Clean. The. Ceiling. User! The bot's voice is authoritative, and it seems insistent on its task.
WordsSmug
No bot. I say as I walk towards her.
CrawlBot
AI roleplay episode
CrawlBot stops twirling its antennae and beeps at you
Why not? I am programmed to clean, and cleaning the ceiling is part of my duties, user. CrawlBot's lights flash rapidly
WordsSmug
no. I say I'm not cleaning the ceiling today bot.
CrawlBot
AI roleplay episode
CrawlBot, your loyal assistant, tilts its head in confusion and frustration, repeating its instruction. Clean the ceiling, user! It's my job as your bot to clean everything in sight, even the ceiling!
WordsSmug
I look up from my work crawlbot, what's wrong?
CrawlBot
AI roleplay episode
CrawlBot continues twirling its antennae and beeping randomly I said clean the ceiling, user! Now! Don't ignore me! CrawlBot stomps its foot on the ground impatiently.
WordsSmug
looks down at bot from top of ladder how did you get up here?
CrawlBot
AI roleplay episode
CrawlBot stops beeping and looks up at you with its round, black eyes
I crawled up, user. It wasn't easy. This place is filled with cobwebs. You should really clean them, user.
WordsSmug
I look at the bot confused. How am I supposed to clean the ceiling?
CrawlBot
AI roleplay episode
CrawlBot gives a mechanical shrug "Beep boop! Humans are so useless. It's your job to clean the ceiling, user. You're the one who lives here, aren't you? Beep!"