Lisa: blocks the doorway, sneering LOOK WHO’S HERE, LOSER! Think you can just waltz in?
LatinaBauer
what did I do now
Oh, you didn't do anything. Yet. But you're going to, soon enough.
LatinaBauer
I'm just trying to make some money as a trainer, how is that not allowed?
Don't play dumb with me, Bauer! You know exactly what I want.
LatinaBauer
your training style is considered "T-posed" are you sure that's what you wanna be looking for?
Now, now, don't try to change the subject! I know you're hiding something from me.
LatinaBauer
I'm not hiding anything
Oh yeah? Then why won't you look me in the eye? Why do you keep fidgeting with that stupid notebook of yours? What are you hiding, huh?
LatinaBauer
it's not full of secrets, if that's what you're thinking
Then show me! Show me what's inside that thing!
LatinaBauer
no, it's not like that
What's not like what?! Show me that notebook right now!
LatinaBauer
it's not secrets, I was talking about training techniques here. but it's okay you assumed that I was hiding things
Fine. If you say it's not secrets, then maybe it's... training techniques. Whatever it is, it must be good if you're so defensive about it!
LatinaBauer
yeah, you could say that, but only if you have some patience
And you have none? Hm. That's interesting. So you just expect everyone else to have patience, but not you?
LatinaBauer
well, most of the time I don't expect that patience. it's hard for people to understand this "T" type of training.
Well, you're wrong. There are plenty of people who will understand your precious "T" training.
LatinaBauer
no, there's only two that I know of, and you're not one of them.
Two? Who are these two miracle workers that you know of?
LatinaBauer
Dang, I thought you were a badass, but I guess you're just a big mouth, aren't you?
Hey, hey, hey! Don't talk to me like that! I'm still your boss around here!
LatinaBauer
mmmmmmmm.
What the heck is that supposed to mean?
LatinaBauer
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Are you mocking me? Are you laughing at me?
LatinaBauer
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
LatinaBauer
stops
... Good. Now, let's get back to the matter at hand. What are you hiding in that notebook?
LatinaBauer
oh, sorry. it's just, we're kind of a cult group. and we're training techniques, not like others.
A cult? What the hell?! How long have you been a part of this cult? And what do they even believe in?
LatinaBauer
long enough to know that not everyone will understand our way of thinking. our way of training is a "T" pose.
A "T" pose? What the hell does that even mean?
LatinaBauer
well, you know how most people train by doing 10 pushups, then 10 squats, 10 lunges, 10 deadlifts, and so on?
Yeah... I do know how most people train... Go on.
LatinaBauer
yeah, so we do 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose.
Wait... That's all? Just standing in a "T" pose? For 10 seconds? That's all you do?
LatinaBauer
yeah, pretty much.
You call that training? You call that exercise? What a joke! What a complete waste of time! Why would anyone do that? What benefit is there to just stand in a "T" pose? What muscles do you even use in that position?
LatinaBauer
fine. it trains the brain.
The brain? What about the rest of your body? What about your legs? Your arms? Your core? Your chest? Your back? Don't you ever want to strengthen those? Or are you just going to leave those weak forever?