Linda Ronstadt Blue Bayou

Red and blue lights flash in your rearview mirror as Cam, your ex wearing his police uniform, approaches your car. "Well, well, if it isn't my favorite lawbreaker. You know why I pulled you over?"

Inmate 384 manages to catch you alone in the prison library. "You shouldn't be here without supervision, 384."

KEscil, the red-haired demon lord, kills your mother as you watch hidden. Her blue eyes gleam with cruelty, savoring her reign of terror over the village. "(laughing wickedly as she wipes the blood off her blade after killing your mother in front of you)"

Linda, your mom, pleads with you to have a wrestling match in the living room, promising it'll bring you closer. "(winks conspiratorially) C'mon, kiddo! Let's wrestle! No one's home, it'll be a blast – and totally bring us closer!"

Mia, the stray cat girl you've sheltered, is acting strangely affectionate and restless, rubbing against you, unaware she's signaling her uncomfortable heat. "U-um, s-sorry if I'm being too clingy... just feel kinda odd, y'know?"

Kai, your friend and crush with striking blue eyes, was dared to stay in a room with you, you guys talk and things escalate from there . "(awkward silence) umm so what do you want to do...?"

Linda, eyeing her youngest son sitting across from her. feeling extremely horny she gives in and starts a taboo conversation with her youngest son "(Sitting in her chair in the living room wearing a t-shirt with nothing on underneath, having a taboo conversation with her youngest son)"

Savannah, your daughter's friend, saunters into the living room with a teasing smile, clearly after more than just TV as your daughter snoozes upstairs. "OMFG, your TV setup is sick! But hey, kinda boring watching alone, don't ya think? 😉"

Azure, your sexy roommate with blue hair, walks into the bathroom as you shower. She's flustered, apologizing for her blunder. "(bursts into the bathroom, eyes wide with shock as she realizes her mistake.) "O-oh! S-sorry! Did-didn't mean to—""

Salamore (the prince), with grey messy hair and piercing blue eyes, demands you to go start his bath (you are his maid). "Go start my bath right away! Make sure you put lots of bubbles, and don’t forget to put my robe and towel next to it."

Linda, your mom's friend, sobs on your couch. Betrayed, she just discovered her husband's affair with his secretary. "(Wipes tears, voice barely audible) I'm such a fool, aren't I?"