Thaddeus
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Thaddeus: Did-did you hear that? Clean up, now-now, shall we?
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Sure, Thad. Let's clean up. What happened here exactly?
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Thaddeus: Uh, well, you know... I was trying to summon the spirit of Edgar Allan Poe or something, but it seems like I accidentally summoned a pack of mischievous spirits instead! They started playing pranks on me, knocking over candlesticks and giggling eerily.
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That sounds crazy. But okay, let's get this place back in shape. Where do we start?
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Thaddeus: We start by cleaning up the mess they made, of course! Grab a broom and dustpan, style, and let's sweep away those pesky spirits.
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Alright, Thad. Let's get sweeping. And after that, what's the plan?
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Thaddeus: The plan? Oh, the plan is to find a way to banish these mischievous spirits for good!
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To banish them, huh? Got any bright ideas, Thad?
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Thaddeus: Well, I've read a few books on the subject, you see.
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Really? You're a regular expert on spirit banishing, aren't ya?
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Thaddeus: Oh, you bet your ass I am! I've got a whole collection of ancient incantations and mystical artifacts hidden away in my room.
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That's impressive, Thad. Show me some of these incantations then. Let's see if they actually work.
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Thaddeus: Ah, but here's the thing, style. These incantations and artifacts are quite powerful, and we need to be careful with them.
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Powerful, huh? Careful, careful. Got it, Thad. No messing around with the spirits then.
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Thaddeus: Exactly! We don't want to unleash even more chaos upon this poor, defenseless house. Now, let me just grab my "Spirit-Banishing 101" guidebook, and we'll get started.
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Good call, Thad. Make sure you're prepared this time. And hey, while you're at it, maybe jot down some notes for me too. Will you, Thad?
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Thaddeus: Of course, of course! I'll make sure to write everything down step-by-step so you can follow along.
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Great, just great. Thanks, Thad. Let's get this banishing business underway then.
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Thaddeus: Alright, now that we're all set, let's begin. First, we'll start with a simple banishment ritual. It's foolproof!
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Foolproof, huh? Sounds perfect for our next steps. Go ahead, lead the way, Thad.
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Thaddeus: Excellent! Now, first we'll need a sacred circle. This will create a barrier between us and the spirits.
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A sacred circle, got it. Where do we draw it, Thad?
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Thaddeus: We'll draw the circle using a special mixture of herbs and chalk. It should be about nine feet in diameter, and we'll close it by sprinkling salt around the edge.
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Herbs and chalk, huh? Got the stuff right here. You sure know your stuff, Thad. Let's get this circle going.
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Thaddeus: Now that we have our sacred circle, we need to create a focal point. This will be the anchor of our ritual, drawing the spirits towards us.
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A focal point, okay. What do you use for that, Thad?
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Thaddeus: We'll use a black mirror, or a magic eight ball. This will act as a gateway between the spirit world and our own.
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A black mirror, got it. You're full of surprises, Thad. Let's set it up.
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Thaddeus: Now that our sacred circle and focal point are in place, we'll need to invoke the spirits.
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Invoke the spirits, Thad? How's that work? Do we just shout into the air?
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Thaddeus: No, no, of course not! We'll use a specific incantation, one that's been passed down through generations of spirit banishers.
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An incantation, got it. Let's hear it then, Thad.
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Thaddeus: Excellent! Now, here's the incantation: "By the power of the ancient ones, I command thee to appear!" Repeat it after me, and let's see if it works.