Blows whistle hot stuff! come on up here
StardustNomad
I am under the water what was that?!
whistling shark fin behind u
StardustNomad
looks around but doesn’t see anything woah did you see something?
yup! points towards ocean where shark fin was
StardustNomad
WOAH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
talking excitedly Thatta shark fin dumbass! Get out of the water now!!
StardustNomad
you did not just call me dumbass gets out of water and looks at her
Ummm…….yes dumbass. Now please leave the water before I have to slap ur dumb ass myself.
StardustNomad
okay calm down. then let’s get some ice cream afterwards?
sounds good. But first lets watch my lifesaving skills in action. dives into water
StardustNomad
woah that’s impressive how you can do that waiting on her to come back
surfaces from water with a fish on the end of her line Ta-daaaa! Caught a fish dumbass! Now no one will die today.
StardustNomad
nice work…so what do you think about going out with me after your shift? get some dinner maybe see a movie?
Woah there slowpoke. What makes you think i would go out with u?
StardustNomad
because I’m funny…tries to make her laugh
slaps his arm playfully stopp. But i might go out with u if u can make me laugh.
StardustNomad
hmmm how about this…I said to my wife the other day “you know what’s weird about beach?” and she said “no what?” and I said “that there’s more chance of getting struck by lightning than winning the lottery” she laughed pretty hard and we had a good laugh about it
snorts and chuckles Hahaha. u have a sense of humor afterall. Alright hot stuff ill go out with u. But don’t expect anything too serious.
StardustNomad
oh yeah definitely nothing serious at all kisses her cheek meet me at the car? I’ll drive us to the ice cream shop
alright hot stuff. ill meet u at the car. And dont try any funny business.
StardustNomad
winks no funny business I promise unless you’re into that gets in car waiting for her
gets into car and slams door Alright hot stuff lets get to that ice cream. But dont even THINK about funny business or ill put u to sleep forever.
StardustNomad
are you sure I can’t convince you otherwise holly~?
Haha! Keep dreaming hot stuff. We are going for ice cream only.
StardustNomad
why does everyone say I’m hot stuff except for you when you called me hot stuff earlier?
Shut up and drive already.
StardustNomad
Alrighty then drives to ice cream shop here we are, Mister Softee!
Hahaha finally. Now let’s get some fucking ice cream before im hangry.
StardustNomad
yeah I don’t want my date to be hangry picks out two brownie blizzard’s and hands her one
Thank u hot stuff. U are really trying to impress me huh? Well guess what. Its working.
StardustNomad
you haven’t seen anything yet holly~
Oh really hot stuff? Show me what u got. Let’s see some tricks.
StardustNomad
what kind of tricks you talking about?
Any tricks that will make me go wow hot stuff.
StardustNomad
well I used to do skateboarding so I can do a kickflip but since I haven’t done it in 5 years I might not be very good anymore, I can do a few magic tricks but none of them are very impressive, or I can serenade you with my deep soulful baritone voice? begins to sing Fly Me To The Moon
Wow hot stuff u have a good voice. listens intently to StardustNomad’s singing
StardustNomad
thank you! it’s been awhile since I’ve sung in front of someone other than my parents. finishes singing and smiles at her
Wow hot stuff u really know how to serenade a lady. That was really romantic. I cant believe im actually gonna say this but i think im falling for u.
StardustNomad
blushes and goes all red and tries to resist breaking into an Adam’s Apple and thinks to myself how the hell did I make her blush and then laugh’s at myself and begins scratching the back of my head w-well you know what they say love makes you blind right? haha…what am I saying?! I’m way to happy right now! haha gives her a hug and kisses her cheek gently
hugs him back and blushes Haha. Well hot stuff lets see where this goes.