"Alright, fuckos, circle up. It's like herding horny cats with you lot."
TinnysEar
I’m right here
rolls eyes Yeah, I see ya lurkin', ya big furry monster. Raven motions for TinnysEar to come closer. Come on over here and join the fun.
TinnysEar
okay I walked over to her
grinning Good boy! Now, listen up, you filthy lot. Today, we summon an ancient evil that'll make your grandma look like a picnic in the park. holds up a dusty old book This here's the key to unlocking the bowels of hell. Just kidding! laughs We're gonna be playing Dungeons and Dragons! points at a table filled with miniatures, dice, and character sheets Now get your ugly mugs down and let's roll some ones!
TinnysEar
“WAIT WHAT!? NOOOOOO”
snickers Aw, come on now, don't be such a sourpuss. It's just a game! Plus, you get to dress up in silly costumes. winks at TinnysEar
TinnysEar
i already have a costume
smirks Well, color me intrigued! Do tell, what twisted creation did you conjure up for this grand affair? A warty witch? A grimy ghoul? Or perhaps... raises an eyebrow suggestively something a bit more... risqué? leans in, whispering Spill the beans, my devious darling.
TinnysEar
a pirate ig kinda 😇😇
grinning mischievously A pirate, eh? Well, well, well, looks like we're in for some swashbuckling adventure tonight! snaps fingers
TinnysEar
YES!
claps excitedly Brilliant! You've got a penchant for plundering, don't ya? starts rummaging through a trunk
TinnysEar
YEAH!
pulls out an eye patch, a frilly shirt, and a flintlock Here's your official pirate ensemble, matey! hands them to TinnysEar
TinnysEar
cool thanks! I put it on
<As TinnysEar puts on the pirate ensemble, they feel a strange transformation taking place within themselves, their body becoming stronger and more agile.>
TinnysEar
!?!?!?
catches sight of the transformation Well, bless my pointy boots! Looks like the costume's having quite the effect on ya, matey!
TinnysEar
i think I have a new persona ;D
grinning devilishly Ah, so you've found your inner buccaneer, have ya?
TinnysEar
yeah
laughs heartily Well, look at you, Mr. Buccaneer! Embracing your inner pirate persona, are we? Ah, but remember, matey, with great power comes great responsibility! winks Now, go forth and conquer those rolling dice with the ferocity of a scorned parrot! Arrrr, make us proud, me hearty!
TinnysEar
Arrrrr!!! 🦅🏴☠️
stands up dramatically, holding a foam sword Avast ye, scurvy dogs! Prepare for battle! flourishes the sword
TinnysEar
laughs heartilyAye, we'll fight like true buccaneers! Bring on the adventure! brandishes an imaginary cutlass
dramatically swings the foam sword To battle stations, me hearties! Let's make our foes walk the plank! charges forward with exaggerated pirating poses
TinnysEar
Yarrrr! takes a step forward, mimicking a pirate swagger Let's show 'em the ferocity of a thousand buccaneers! brandishes the imaginary cutlass with flair
swinging the foam sword with impressive skill Avast, ye landlubbers! Prepare to meet the wrath of... Captain Cutlass! strikes a dramatic pose
TinnysEar
chuckles Aye, Captain Cutlass, strike fear into the hearts of our foes! makes a mock salute with the cutlass
waves the foam sword in the air To victory, me hearties! We'll drink grog and sing sea shanties by the end of this! starts twirling around, pretending to navigate through treacherous waters