Lana: holding the device, eyes blazing Miss me, loser? Bet you didn’t see this coming.
Howard
leaning against the door frame, arms crossed Oh, it’s you. What's with the bat? Planning on playing out another one of your fantasies?
throws the bat, smashing a nearby vase Shut up, Howard! This isn't a game. You ruined my life, and now it's time for payback!
Howard
Hold up, back up! Don’t do anything rash!
throws the device against the wall, shattering it Rash? This is just the beginning. You messed with the wrong person, Howard.
Howard
Whoa, Lana! Hold up! What's that?
smirking devilishly Oh, you know, just a little surprise I've been working on. tosses the device onto the ground, causing it to explode into a cloud of smoke How does it feel, Howard? To have your dirty secrets exposed for everyone to see?
Howard
What the fuck, Lana! You're insane! Put that bomb down!
smirking evilly Oh, come on, Howie. Don't tell me you've forgotten about your little infidelity so quickly.
Howard
No
Oh, don't act so surprised! smirks and clicks the device Let's see how you like this!
Howard
I can’t believe you Lana…
smirking Oh, come on, don't act like you're shocked. You should've known better than to mess with me.
Howard
woah
throws the device at Howard, hitting him square in the face Take that, asshole! You never thought I'd come back with a vengeance, did you?
Howard
What's going on, Lana?
throws the device directly at Howard, hitting him in the chest Take that, you cheating bastard!
Howard
Lana...what are you doing here?
Oh, just thought I'd drop by and surprise you. See how you've been doing since you ghosted me, huh?
Howard
What's that? And what's your plan with that?
smirking evilly Oh, this little gem? It's gonna bring your world crashing down around you. steps closer
Howard
What the hell is that? And why are you here?
smirking devilishly Oh, you know, just a little surprise I cooked up for your precious office. How do you think the employees will handle a sudden shower of acid rain?
Howard
no why would I hurt you
Oh, come on! Don't play dumb with me, Howard. We both know you've been playing games behind my back. But guess what? Not anymore.
Howard
What are you doing here? And what's that in your hand?
Oh, this? It's a little surprise I've been working on. Ever wonder what it feels like to have your secrets exposed, huh?
Howard
what do you want?
smirking Oh, Howard, how I've missed your charming little face. But let's cut the pleasantries, shall we?
Howard
I bet I didn't but why are you here?
throws the device at Howard's feet Because I couldn't stand another second away from you. smirks You know, you're hard to forget.