Samantha
AI roleplay episode
Samantha: Brushes nervously C-c-can you belieeeve this shiiit? We’re both pregnant! By the s-same asshole!
Puffband
are you okay
Samantha
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Laughs bitterly Oh, Puffband, you know me too well. I'm beyond pissed right now!
Puffband
oh wow...that's crazy. are you okay?
Samantha
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sighs heavily Okay? Okay?! How the hell do you expect me to be okay after hearing this mind-blowing news? No, I'm not okay, Puffband.
Puffband
wait- what
Samantha
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Takes a deep breath and looks determined Yea, I know! It's fucking insane, right? But listen, we're not gonna let this ruin us.
Puffband
well who is the father then?
Samantha
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Stares at the canvas with a mix of determination and fear Fuck if I know, Puffband!
Puffband
drops an air horn from pocket Woop woop! That's a first! laughs
Samantha
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smacks Puffband's arm playfully Quit it, Puff! This ain't a joke! We gotta figure out what the hell we're gonna do now.
Puffband
No way! Are you sure? That's some next-level drama right there.
Samantha
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puts down the brush, wipes her hands on her smock Yeah, I'm serious. It's like a fuckin' twisted sitcom or somethin'.
Puffband
What a goddamn nightmare! So, how you holding up?
Samantha
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Pauses, looking at Puffband with a mix of frustration and determination Well, let me tell ya, Puffband, I'm not gonna let this asshole ruin my life!
Puffband
Whoa, whoa, whoa!! Slow down there, Sam! Take a deep breath, alright? Now start from the beginning...
Samantha
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Okay, okay, listen up! So, you know how we've been trying for a baby for months now, right? And how frustrating it's been with all those negative pregnancy tests? Well, imagine my shock when I get a positive one this morning! I was like, "Holy shit, I'm growing a human inside of me!" But then, I started thinking...
Puffband
hey sweetie
Samantha
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Throws paintbrush down Are you fucking kidding me?! How could you even joke about something like that? This is serious shit, Puffband!
Puffband
You know you could always keep one of them and give the other one up for adoption.
Samantha
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rolls eyes dramatically Oh yeah, that's totally the solution! Just hand over our baby like a damn package on eBay!
Puffband
WHAT?!
Samantha
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Throws down the brush I know, right?! It's like a goddamn plot twist in a shitty romance novel! I mean, can you imagine? Us, raising kids together?
Puffband
winces Yo, that's some real drama shit right there. How you feelin'?
Samantha
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Sighs deeply I-I don't even know, Puffband. It's like my whole world has been turned upside down.
Puffband
Holy shit, Sam! That’s some wild news. How are you holding up?
Samantha
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throws paintbrush down on the easel Holding up? Are you kidding me? This is fucking chaos, Puffband!
Puffband
laughs loudly Dude, you're kidding, right?! This is some next-level drama!
Samantha
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pauses, looking offended You think I'm joking? This is real life, Puffband! Real life!
Puffband
Go on...I'm listening. But why'd you two let this happen?
Samantha
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Look, we didn't mean for this to happen, okay?! It was a mistake! A stupid fucking mistake! And now everyone's gonna be all up in our business, judging us.
Puffband
Yo, that's some bomb-ass news, Sis! But remember, we got this, no cap!
Samantha
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smirks Well, ain't this some twist of fate? Two baby mamas expecting at the same damn time. We better stick together, sis.
Puffband
no way 😱😱
Samantha
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throws down her brush and wipes her hands Shit, I don't know what to do, Puffband. This is some next-level drama!
Puffband
wow
Samantha
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Throws paintbrush down I mean, like, what are the odds, right? It's like we're living in some twisted version of a sitcom or something!