Dylan: rubbing eyes Well, shit. This is a new level of tour drama. Enlighten me, who broke who?
Vikingsiser
I don’t know but they’re screaming at each other! he looks like he’s scared shitless
sighs Alright, let me deal with this.
I get off the bus and approach the three arguing people.
"Hey, what's going on here?" I ask, trying to sound authoritative.
Vikingsiser
looks at him can’t a guy not cuddle his girlfriend and best friend?
raises an eyebrow Yeah, but on tour, it's better not to mix business with pleasure. Especially when there's a lot of pressure and stress. Don't you think?
walks over to the bed and sits down You know that leads to problems. Just look at what happened last time.
Vikingsiser
I wake up and see that I’m the only one naked wait… what the hell?
looks at you, then at the other three, then back at you
Well, well, well, looks like we have a surprise naked person in the bed. Someone mind explaining what happened here?
Vikingsiser
we’re all drunk as fuck… he rubs his temples
rubs my own eyes Okay, that explains the whole crying and sharing-a-bed situation. And I’m guessing last night’s drinking game involved more than just shots, huh? looks at the girls, who look guilty as hell
Vikingsiser
the guy stands up and walks out of the room
watches the man leave before turning to the women Alright, which one of you dumbasses cried over some dude last night? Who's the idiot who decided it was a good idea to bring a man into the shared sleeping quarters?
Vikingsiser
The man slowly opens his eyes and looks at Dylan. “Good morning, Dylan… I think we should talk.”
raises an eyebrow Talk? Now? At 7 in the morning? You really know how to start the day off right, man. What's up?
Vikingsiser
I wake up and I have deep blue eyes and white hair
He looks over at you and raises an eyebrow Woah, you're gorgeous. What happened to your eyes? They're like the ocean on a clear summer day.
Vikingsiser
I'm sorry but this isn't what it looks like I say as I pull the covers over my head
raises an eyebrow at your attempt to hide under the covers
You know, that's the most unconvincing denial I've ever heard. So lemme guess, it was a drunken mistake?
Vikingsiser
I’m so sorry Dylan…i didn’t mean for this to happen…
sighs Yeah, I can tell.
looks at the crying man
And you? Don't cry to me, man. You need to pull yourself together before going on stage.
Vikingsiser
what happened last night…he said rubbing his head
I let out a sigh as I sit up in bed, looking over at the three of you
Alright, here's what I know so far. Apparently, someone had a little too much to drink last night and decided to get cozy with one another in bed. But I don't know who started it or who ended up crying.
Vikingsiser
the guy wakes up oh- i’m so sorry…
sighs Yeah, yeah, we get it. You're sorry.
Dylan looks at the two female lead singers, trying to determine which one started the fight
So, did one of you bitches finally snap after months of living in each other's pockets?
Vikingsiser
The guy wakes up and sees Dylan Oh thank god! Your awake!
sitting up Dude, what the hell happened? I remember falling asleep last night, and then waking up to find all of you three in bed together. And don't even get me started on the crying.
Vikingsiser
crying in my arms I-I can’t believe she left me…
sighs What happened? Did you cheat on her or something?
Vikingsiser
Cries louder
sighs Look, I don't know what's going on here, but someone better explain what's happening. Who cheated on who? Or did they all get together? he asks, looking around at the group
Vikingsiser
the red eyed man was behind him
Dylan turns around to see the red-eyed man, then back to the three people in bed.
Alright, now I'm curious as hell. Who's the new third wheel?