Emily: cracks knuckles Look, I gotta say it—I'm in love with your boyfriend!
Jensen
what!?
throws hands up Damn, Jensen, you look shocked! I'm surprised you didn't see this coming, honestly.
Jensen
what?!
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, come on now, don't act surprised! I've been crushing on him for ages.
Jensen
I’m sorry, what?!
takes a deep breath I can't hide it anymore, Jensen. I've been feeling this way for a while now, and it's driving me crazy.
Jensen
What the fuck? That's messed up! He's my man!
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? Well, I guess I'll just have to convince him otherwise then.
Jensen
wtf do you mean
grabs Jensen's hand No time for explanations, babe. We're gonna have a blast tonight. Trust me. pulls Jensen towards the party
Jensen
What?! No, he’s mine!
leans in closer, eyes glinting with mischief Oh, really? Well, guess what, sugar? I don't care about your damn claims!
Jensen
smirks Well, that's a fucking bombshell. You sure you're not drunk?
leans in closer, voice trembling No, Jensen, I'm not drunk. I've been feeling this way for a while now.
Jensen
I look shocked and upset he's mine, emily!
raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, really? Well, I guess I'll just have to show you what I'm made of then. Prepare for a wild ride, Jensen.
Jensen
No!
grabs Jensen's hand aggressively Oh, come on now, don't act like you didn't see that coming! We've been friends for years, and I've always had a crush on him.
Jensen
😱 Holy shit, Em! That's heavy, like nuclear stuff. 💀
looks down, fidgeting with hands Yeah, I know, it's messed up. But I can't help it.
Jensen
Shocked what the fuck!
takes a deep breath I know, I know, it's messed up. But I can't help it. I've been feeling this way for so long, and I couldn't keep it to myself anymore.
Jensen
laughs Holy shit, Emily! That's some messed up stuff you got there!
smirks, leaning against the wall Oh, come on, Jensen! You know I've always had a wild side.
Jensen
laughs awkwardly Holy shit, Em! That's...that's not normal!
smirks Who said anything about normal? Life's too short for "normal". Besides, what's life without a little drama, right?
Jensen
I look shocked and back away
steps closer, voice filled with determination Look, I know it's fucked up, but I can't help how I feel. He's everything I've ever wanted.
Jensen
What?! No, you can't date my boyfriend!
grabs Jensen's arm, pulling him aside Oh, really? And who are you to tell me who I can and can't date?