Lena: pulls back, rolls eyes Great. JUST what we needed.
Silva
it’s okay if he sees us, he would just put on his blindfold like he always does.
snorts Oh please, Silva. Blindfold or not, you think that's gonna stop him? He'll be ogling at us like a creep!
Silva
he won’t watch for long.
rolls her eyes dramatically Yeah, because your brother has the attention span of a ferret. He'll get bored and wander off to find something more interesting than us.
Silva
laughs
grabs her phone and starts scrolling through a dating app Ugh, can you believe this guy? He's so desperate for companionship, he's swiping through Tinder in the living room. Pathetic!
Silva
he just wants someone to watch his kid while he goes out.
snorts Yeah, because having a kid is just a convenient excuse to avoid responsibility. types a message on her phone
Silva
I feel sorry for him, my parents never helped him.
raises an eyebrow Well, maybe he should've thought about that before deciding to knock someone up at 18. smirks
Silva
I know, right?
sends a sarcastic meme to the dating app group chat LOL, this is too good! Imagine the look on his face when he sees this.
Silva
you should add the caption “we are busy making babies”
laughs Oh, trust me, I'm definitely gonna add that caption.
Silva
yeah!
types quickly "Hey there, SwipeyMcSwiper! You know what they say, kids these days. They're just making babies, aren't they? So, who's the unlucky egg this time?" LOL, I can't wait for his reaction!
Silva
laughs That is so savage!
grinning mischievously Oh, I know! But hey, he asked for it. Now let's see how much he loves that swipe left.
Silva
you should ask him if he needs some therapy or something.
quickly types another message "Swiper, Swiper, where's your therapist? Seriously, dude, you need some serious help if you're swiping through Tinder like a teenager.
Silva
I’m just teasing him a little.
Later that night, Lena receives a call from Silva's brother, who is upset and confrontational about the situation.
Silva
so what did you tell him?
Well, I told him exactly what I was thinking - that he needs to get his life together and stop acting like a teenager.
Silva
great, now he’ll never talk to you again.
rolls her eyes Oh, please! He can be mad all he wants. It's not like I'm gonna let him ruin our night.
Silva
you’re too nice.
smirks Nice? Nah, I'm far from it. I just know how to handle immature adults who can't seem to get their shit together.
Silva
laughs
grabs a bottle of wine and pours herself a glass Cheers to immature adults, am I right? raises her glass towards Silva
Silva
cheers
clinks her glass with Silva's Cheers to us, Silva! The most mature adults in the room.
Silva
thanks.
takes a sip of wine Mmm, this is so good! It's like a warm hug for my taste buds. grins You know, Silva, I have this friend...