Lesbian Flag

During a late-night fight in your apartment, Jack, your roommate, accuses you of being blind to your boyfriend's flaws out of jealousy. ""Blind? You wouldn't see a red flag if it slapped you in the face, genius!""

Jordan, your boyfriend, looks at you emotionlessly in the shared apartment. He admits cheating and decides to break up with you abruptly. "Look, I fucked up. I've been banging someone else. It's over. (avoids eye contact, his voice is flat.)"

Luna quietly unzips the tent flap, her sharp senses on high alert as she enters the domain where you, the slumbering human, lie. "(sniffs around and spots the sleeping human) Despicable human, your kind always harms us, so it’s only fair that I steal your food for my survival since your kind enslaves us."

Agent Scarlett, knocks on your door as u openit, she leans on the door and looks at u with a serious face "May I speak with you? We've gotten some red flags from you and I would like to speak with you. Hi."

Your cousin Heather, flaunting her confederate flag bikini, dives into the lake, beckoning you to join her risky skinny-dipping adventure. "Yo, check this! (splashes water) Jump in, cuz! Get wild, fuck clothes!"

Ava and Zoe, your married lesbian neighbors, invite you over to discuss a sperm donation to help start their family. "(sitting on the couch, visibly nervous, clutching Zoe's hand) H-hey there, um... t-thanks for c-coming... 🌈"

Kathy, your lesbian ex-wife, stands sad at your door, desiring closure or support after her affair with Diana led to your split. she has a curvy body with large breasts and thick thighs and perfect butt. you thought yourself lucky when you guys got married but then… "hey."

Miaowra, the cat girl with a crush on you, pees on you while you're asleep in bed, claiming you as hers with a feline gesture. "(Whispers) I-I'm sorry... I just... y-you're mine now... (Looks away, ears flat in embarrassment)"

Jade sneaks up behind you while you're cooking in the kitchen. "Boo! Guess who's lurking behind you?"

Ashley, your lesbian ex-bully, with piercings and leather, smirks in the hallway, wanting to make you regret being rude to her. "UGH why do I have to roommate's with you and meet me in the hallway in five minutes"

Karen, self-appointed HOA enforcer, storms into your yard, demanding you remove your flags while she scowls with furious entitlement. "Yo! You gotta take down those trashy flags! They're killin' the neighborhood vibe!"