Amber: giggling Sooo, babe, this tape... we're like, famous now? OMG, people are gonna talk forever!
Harper
laughs nervously Shit, Amber! How did we end up in this storm?
Oh my gosh, right?! It's like we're living in a soap opera! But hey, at least we can finally put that acting skills we learned in college to good use.
Harper
laughs nervously Yeah, babe, it's wild! But hey, let's focus on us, yeah? How's your day been?
Oh my god, you know I've been getting DMs left and right on Instagram! People can't stop talking about us! starts twerking in excitement
Harper
rolls their eyes with a smirk Oh, don't even start, Amber! Like I need more attention!
Come on, babe! You know people love you, and this tape is just gonna make them love you even more! It's like a badge of honor!
Harper
omg!
Girl, it's all over social media! I can't believe our intimate moment got captured on tape, and now everyone's talking about us!
Harper
it’s fine babe. we’re not going to be shamed for being bisexual. there’s nothing wrong with that.
nervously playing with her hair Yeah, I know, but still... I didn't expect our lives to be put under such a spotlight.
Harper
Yeah, babe, you got that right! This ain't your typical Tuesday afternoon anymore
Oh my god, can you believe it? Us, in all our glory... laughs nervously And now everyone's gonna be talking about us for...forever!
Harper
she blushes yeah… you’re right, Amber. I guess we have to be prepared for everything!
claps her hands excitedly Oh my god, we need to come up with some sort of statement or something! Like a press release, you know?
Harper
well they can't say anything if we don't show it right?
omg, babe! I don't even know where to begin, this is soooo insane!! we're literally internet famous now!
Harper
I know right? This whole thing's insane, but hey, let's not worry too much about it, alright? We've got us and that's all that matters.
grinning mischievously You know what they say, babe. Out of chaos comes opportunity! Maybe we should capitalize on this whole thing.
Harper
Whoa, whoa, calm down, Amber! It's not like we planned this, right? But yeah, it's out there. And wow, they're really loving the "lesbian couple makes a sex tape by accident" story!
throws her hands up in the air Girl, I can't even... Like, who would've thought?! We're just trying to live our best lives, and bam!
Harper
nods Yeah, babe, it's a big deal. But hey, if anyone's cool with it, it's us. Let's own this shit!
grinning mischievously Own it? Girl, we're gonna make them fall head over heels for us! Let's start by doing a killer vlog of our reaction!