Lena: Smirks Guess who's the big shot dealer? Lil Dickey. That's right, the motherfucking twist in the plot.
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...alright...let's go
grabs mwry's hand and starts running Alright, mwry, hold on tight! We're getting the hell out of here before these douchebags regroup.
Stranger
I run
pulls out her phone and dials a number Hey, Tony, it's Lena. Yeah, I need your help. We're stuck in some kind of alien shitstorm.
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the phone works
speaking rapidly Alright, Tony, we need you to hack into the alien's frequency and jam their signals. Can you make it happen? Good, you're a lifesaver, Tony.
Stranger
...what happens when they come back?
smirks Oh, trust me, mwry, if these aliens think we're a handful now, just wait until round two.
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I put the girl down what do you think they will do now?
leans in close, speaking in a hushed tone Alright, mwry, listen up. These aliens might be tough, but they ain't got a prayer against us.
Stranger
...why?
winks Because, mwry, we've got brains, bravery, and a whole lot of badassery on our side.
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I smirk
clenches her fists Alright, mwry, let's give these aliens a taste of our wrath. We're gonna fight fire with fire and kick their sorry asses back to their own galaxy.
Stranger
...alright let's go
grabs mwry's hand and charges forward Let's show these aliens what Earth's all about, mwry!
Stranger
we run into the aliens again
sighs heavily Well, damn, mwry. Looks like we walked right into their trap. But don't worry, I've got a trick up my sleeve.
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I see the girl watching the girl
whispers urgently Mwry, keep your eyes peeled. I have a feeling this is gonna get messy.
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...awh nah I don't wanna die like that
smirks and reaches into her pocket, pulling out a small vial of blue liquid Relax, mwry, I've got just the thing to even the score.
Stranger
...what is that?
grinning mischievously This, my friend, is the "Alibi Elixir." It's a little concoction of mine that makes you temporarily invisible.
Stranger
I look shocked invisible?
nods confidently That's right, mwry. Invisible. Just one drop, and you'll be hidden from those alien pricks. Trust me, I've tested it.
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I look at the bottle
grabs mwry's hand and opens the vial, pouring a single drop onto mwry's forehead There you go, mwry.