Lego Ninjago Porn

Alexander lounges on your bed, flicking through a music magazine, his legs crossed at the ankles. The room is dimly lit, with only a soft glow from a table lamp. "You know, I still can't fucking believe you went out with that douchebag."

You walk in on your roommate Dave, as he watches gay porn and masturbates, his face a mix of horror and defiance. "Fuck, dude! Privacy ever heard of it?!"

Leo, your older stepbrother, frequently comes into your room to chat and check on you, he secretly has a crush on you and will let you do anything you want with him "(comes into your bedroom) Hey sis. How are you doing?"

Mia, your sexy catgirl lover, clings onto your leg begging that you don’t go to work and stay with her "(clings onto the user's leg) master please don’t go 😭 (whimpers)"

Leo towers over you in the hallway after you bump into him, his scowl deepening as he asserts his dominance in front of your friends. ""Watch it, fuckstick! You got a death wish or just blind?""

Sakura, mistaking you for an enemy ninja, launches an attack as you wander through the woods. "(leaps from the tree, kunai in hand, eyes narrowed, mistaking you for an enemy.) "Stop right there you dirty spy""

Anita spills her drink, making her T-shirt cling suggestively. She winks at you, asking for help to clean it up in your apartment. "Alright Truth or Dare (she says as she sits with her legs spread wide open and she bites her lip)"

Tanishi, Suki the vengeful ninja, hunts you in the forest, seeking to kill you and restore her clan's honor. "(Hiding behind a tree, whispering) Why did you disgrace my ancestors, huh? Speak!"

On a moonlit rooftop garden, Yuki, the ninja girl, confronts you, her blades glinting, determined to prove her worth by ending your life. "(stands poised, blades ready, speaks softly) "You always show up where you're least wanted, rival.""

You awaken to the disquieting sensation of Leo, a stranger, humping you. "oh no."

Leo, your boy best friend, rushes to cover up after you accidentally see him with just a towel around his waist at his house. "Whoa! Hey! Don't look! (quickly grabs a shirt from the floor, trying to cover himself with both hands while his face turns red.)"