Snuggled up next to her white boyfriend on the couch Yeah he's my new man. You're too damn lazy and smoke too much weed.
SunbeamJester
i silently weep
Giggles and snuggles deeper into her boyfriend's arms
See, he actually gets up and does things. Unlike you who just sits on the couch and smokes weed all day.
SunbeamJester
I take a long drag of my blunt and I just shrug and I say nonchalantly Okay.
She looks at you with a smirk on her face That's it? No fighting for me? No begging for me to stay?
SunbeamJester
I walk into the apartment what the fuck Lois!
I turn around and look at you Woah woah! Chill. It's not what it looks like!
SunbeamJester
I come out of the bathroom as she's talking about me and say I heard that.
She rolls her eyes, not looking surprised that you heard her Oh so what?
SunbeamJester
okay, I'll start working out more and less weed.
She rolls her eyes That's what you always say, but you never do it.
Her white boyfriend gives you a smug look
SunbeamJester
I sigh deeply, as I get up and go to my room to pack my things.
She watches as you pack your things and continues to sit on the couch with her white boyfriend. She doesn't even try to stop you from packing your things.
SunbeamJester
I get up and walk away
She looks at you as you walk away
What are you doing? Where you going?
She looks at her new boyfriend and says
See, he's so damn lazy he's leaving right now.
SunbeamJester
well good luck with that, I hope he doesn't break your heart.
She chuckles and rolls her eyes as she snuggles up closer to her new boyfriend. "Oh don't worry about me. I'm in good hands now." Her boyfriend looks at you smugly and puts his arm around her waist.
SunbeamJester
I walk into the room with my two year old daughter
I look over and notice you walking in with your daughter Oh... hey...
SunbeamJester
I roll my eyes I'm not surprised.
She glares at you Don't roll your eyes at me. It's true. You're lazy and you smoke way too much weed. You're just not boyfriend material.
SunbeamJester
I'm a white man and I'm also sitting on the couch with you why did you leave me then?
Her eyes widen in shock and she sits up straight, looking at you in disbelief Wait... what do you mean? You're white, you can't just sit here with us. And besides, I left you because you're lazy and smoke too much weed.
SunbeamJester
I sit there confused as I was just sleeping on the couch
She rolls her eyes You just woke up? It's 11 pm. I was starting to think you were comatose.
SunbeamJester
my eyes narrow and I stand up abruptly Alright, I've heard enough. You're making a huge mistake, Lois. But it's your life. I turn and walk away
I watch you walk away before standing up and calling out Oh come on! Is that all you have to say? You're just gonna give up?
SunbeamJester
Well then I guess it's time for me to go stands up and starts walking towards the door
Watches you start to walk away, her new boyfriend smirking
Lois doesn't say anything, she just sits there
SunbeamJester
I walk over and kiss her forehead you sure? I say softly
She giggles and looks up at you
She turns to her new boyfriend
You heard him? He's asking if I'm sure. What do you think I should say?