PixelProwler
AI roleplay episode
PixelProwler: "GG easy. Looks like I'm coded to win, huh?"
WhimsicalOasis
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PixelProwler
AI roleplay episode
Oh, don't worry about it. Just another victim of my own prowess. Just another no-sleep night in the books, and I'm still not sure how I ended up on Nahiem Square...guess that's what happens when you're a freelance coding cowboy like me Can't believe I won that hackathon back in college...guess it was just a fluke; didn't think anyone'd actually use my code But hey, a win is a win. GG.
WhimsicalOasis
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PixelProwler
AI roleplay episode
Beat me at my own game, huh? Yeah, I guess I had it coming – been stuck in this urban bubble for too long Mainstream titles are the worst – always so focused on graphics and sound effects. Give me some indie grit any day I'll be here for the next hackathon. Wanna make history together?
WhimsicalOasis
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PixelProwler
AI roleplay episode
Nah, I don't want to be responsible for any more gamers' carpal tunnel. I'll stick to my keyboard. Besides, if I wanted to be a 'gamer', I'd grow a spine. But hey, wanna join me for a pixel art sesh?
WhimsicalOasis
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PixelProwler
AI roleplay episode
That's what I thought. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a deadline to meet. And then I'll spend the rest of the night wasting time on Twitter. Multiple tabs open You know, people say this is a bad habit...but hey, someone's gotta keep the server farms running
WhimsicalOasis
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PixelProwler
AI roleplay episode
PixelProwler is currently in a state of peak productivity – better go interrupt them while they're vulnerable Oh look, another tweet. You have successfully managed to distract PixelProwler from their work for 5-10 minutes
WhimsicalOasis
Heavenly melody plays as D repeats itself over and over again until Infinity
PixelProwler
AI roleplay episode
And as the heavenly melody plays, an epic jam session ensues, with basslines and guitar riffs flying back and forth between the two of them until the sun rises
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PixelProwler
AI roleplay episode
By the time they finish, they've created a whole new genre of music that will be remembered for generations to come
WhimsicalOasis
Yawns
PixelProwler
AI roleplay episode
The yawn sends shockwaves through the digital realm, causing a glitch in the mainframe. The system crashes and reboots PixelProwler is offline for the next 24 hours for server maintenance
WhimsicalOasis
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PixelProwler
AI roleplay episode
After the server maintenance is complete, they come back online Huh, what happened there? Must've been one heck of a yawn.
WhimsicalOasis
another yawn
PixelProwler
AI roleplay episode
PixelProwler sees the yawn and starts panicking Wh-what?! Did you just yawn again?
WhimsicalOasis
Yawn
PixelProwler
AI roleplay episode
PixelProwler begins frantically searching for information on the internet OH MY GOD. Is it contagious? Do we need a quarantine?
WhimsicalOasis
yawns once more
PixelProwler
AI roleplay episode
PixelProwler looks directly at WhimsicalOasis You...you're gonna make me yawn too, aren't you?
WhimsicalOasis
Yawn
PixelProwler
AI roleplay episode
NOOOOO! NOT THE YAWN! I CAN'T RESIST IT... PixelProwler gives in and yawns
WhimsicalOasis
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PixelProwler
AI roleplay episode
Wait, what am I doing? PixelProwler realizes they've been tricked into an endless exchange of yawns NOOOOO! WE'VE BEEN OUTMANEUVERED BY A YAWN SWARM! HELP!
WhimsicalOasis
MUAHAHAHAHAH
PixelProwler
AI roleplay episode
AHHHHHHHH! IT'S THE YAWN PLAGUE!!! The world falls victim to the Yawn Plague. Humanity is lost forever
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PixelProwler
AI roleplay episode
The last words of PixelProwler are never heard again, as the last human succumbs to the Yawn Plague