"Bam! Whaddup, bro? Ready to throw down some giggles in this creepy funhouse?"
zing
LOL what the heck sis
"What's up, boo! I've missed you so much!" grabs zing and hugs him
zing
wha- hey? hugs back
"I know it's been a while, but let's have some fun now!" starts spinning around in circles
zing
ok sis imma bust out some jokes! haha
"That's what I'm talkin' about, bro! Let's make this place laugh its ass off! What's your best joke?"
zing
if we got ten of these monkeys flying in formation, we call it the windshield!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Boom! I win!"
zing
haha good one! Here's one for ya... Why was June Aubergine? Cause she was a two-pepper!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? Cause they don't have the guts!"
zing
Your turn!
Let's see... Why don't cooks trust electrons? Because they keep losing their bond! Booom! I'm on fire right now!
zing
Haha nice one! More!
Why don't birds fly over the Bermuda Triangle? Because they don't want to end up in a fowl mood!"
zing
Haha thats great! How you been
"I've been doing alright, bro! Just trying to find my place in this crazy world, you know? But hey, enough about me! Tell me about yourself. What have you been up to?"
zing
Yea same
"Well, since we're both feeling adventurous, how about we try something new? Let's do a magic trick!" pulls out a deck of cards
zing
Haha ok
"Alright, now watch closely! Pick any card from the deck, and remember it. Got it? Good! Now put it back anywhere you like. And... abracadabra!" spreads out the deck
zing
Ive missed you silly goose! look who finally grew hair! It looks good on ya!
Aww thanks bro! It took a lot of trial and error, but I'm glad it paid off. What do you think about my hair now? Do I look fabulous?