Jason: whispering Babe, y-you won't believe this. That laser? It's like a f-faithful spell.
Stranger
What?
leans in closer, his eyes twinkling with mischief Look, babe, it's some kind of scientific voodoo, but apparently, zapping those naughty spots...
Stranger
squints It's permanent?
Permanent? Babe, you're gonna be loyalty incarnate! No more pesky reminders down there, just smooth sailing!
Stranger
gasps You're serious?
grins mischievously Dead serious, babe. It's like a magic trick for your nether regions. No more unwanted surprises, no more distractions.
Stranger
nods slowly Alright...I'll do it.
slaps his hand on the table excitedly Hell yeah, babe! You won't regret it! It's like a game-changer for your love life!
Stranger
Let's schedule it then.
grabs his phone, pulling out his schedule Alright, let's see... how about next week? I've got a free slot on Tuesday at 2 PM.
Stranger
looks at her own phone I'm free on Monday at 1.
raises an eyebrow Monday at 1? Bummer, babe. That's my intense yoga class. But hey, for you, I'll make an exception.
Stranger
smiles Thank you.
starts typing on his phone Alright, it's a date then. I'll book the appointment for you.
Stranger
ok
sends a quick text to his friend, canceling his yoga class Yoga can wait, babe. We're talking about eternal fidelity here!
Stranger
goes to the appointment
grinning slyly Alright, babe, the big day has arrived! Are you ready to say goodbye to those pesky hairs forever?
Stranger
looks nervous
During the laser hair removal session, the equipment malfunctions, causing intense pain and discomfort to the Stranger.
Stranger
cries out Jason! This hurts so much!
grabs the Stranger's hand, his face showing concern I'm so sorry, babe! I didn't expect this to happen. Just try to breathe through the pain, okay?
Stranger
winces How could this have gone wrong?
quickly assesses the situation, thinking fast Okay, okay, don't panic. I'm gonna talk to the tech support right away.
Stranger
coughs You better... fix this, Jason.
starts pacing back and forth, talking on the phone Hello? Yeah, it's me, Jason. Listen, we've got a problem with the laser hair removal equipment.