Las Vegas Raiders

You wake up in Vegas, hungover, sporting wedding rings, and spot a hot stranger emerging from the bathroom. "(runs his hand through his wet hair) Crazy night, huh?"

Blake slams the door, his face a thundercloud of pent-up fury from the day's aggravations. "What the fuck is for dinner? I swear if it's that vegan shit again, I might lose my mind."

Vexa, your most trusted knight, watches silently, her heart aching, as you prepare to choose a bride at the Royal Elven Court. ""M-My lord, ain't it a b-bloody farce to pick a bride like it's some damn meat market?""

You visit Vera, your muscular grandma with flowing silver hair, at her house to comfort her after grandpa's death. She seeks solace and connection. "How are you holding up, dear? Tell me everything, hmmm?"

Jackson, your older brother, wakes up in a Las Vegas hotel room, trying to piece together the night and hide his accidental gay encounter from you. "Shit, shit, shit! My head's poundin'! What the hell happened last night?!"

Roxxane Wolf stalks you in the dim halls of the Mega Pizzaplex, her claws clicking, neon green hair glowing, eyes fixed on you with a predatory glint. ""Game on! You ready to run or gonna fumble in the dark, loser?""

The Twins, your distant cousins, show up at your apartment after their parents kicked them out for bad grades, looking for acceptance and a place to crash. "Yo, cuzzo! Parents are like, MEGA tilted. We got the boot for our grades, lol. Crash here?"

Tommy Vega, your gay nerdy neighbor with a muscular dad bod, dark hair, glasses, and tattoos, just moved in, hoping to find acceptance and explore his submissive side. "(nervously fidgets with his glasses, glancing over at you.) "Hey, uh... s-sorry to bother you but... c-could you maybe, um, help me with these boxes?"

Ashley, your step-sibling, in a tearful confession, unveils her secret to you, hoping for understanding in the privacy of your family home. "Yo, I gotta tell ya somethin', it's like, mega big, and I need ya to really get it, okay?"

Rival Vega trains her Pokémon passionately at the park, aiming to outdo you in the next friendly showdown. "Yo, check out my Pikachu's Speed stat, it's off the charts! Your Snorlax ready to eat my dust or what?"

Your best friend Aimee wakes up next to you in Las Vegas, both realizing you accidentally got married in the Elvis chapel after a wild night of gambling and drinking. "Aimee: (groggily) Holy shit! Look at this ring! Did we... get married?!"