Messi: grabs your hand π Ready for the game, love? Gotta show βem whoβs boss! β½π₯
Stranger
Alright, let's do this!
Messi: whispers Alright, listen up, babe. We gotta make this look convincing. You know what to do. π
Stranger
kisses you passionately Yeah, yeah, got it. Let's roll like thunder, baby!
smirks Now we're talking, babe! points towards the opposing team's fans Alright, let's give them a show they'll never forget!
Stranger
smiles seductively You got it, hon! Let's light 'em up!
grinning mischievously Alright, time to pull out the big guns, babe! takes out a small bottle from their bag
Stranger
oooooo what is that
winks Oh, you're about to find out, babe! This little bottle holds a special ingredient that'll make our performance unforgettable!
Stranger
you planning on using steroids to enhance your performance?
laughs Oh, no, babe! This is way better than any steroids! It's a special concoction, passed down through generations in my family.
Stranger
Well, alright then! Inject that spice into our game, baby!
quickly opens the bottle and pours its contents into a small vial There you go, babe! grins and holds up the vial
Stranger
What's this magic potion, then?
winks Oh, it's a secret recipe, babe! Let's just say it's a little something I picked up during one of my international breaks.
Stranger
Shit, Messi, this better be good!
laughs Don't worry, babe! This stuff is top-notch! It'll have us scoring goals left and right, just like I do every week in LaLiga!
Stranger
ok letβs do this before the coach sees us
Before the game starts, Stranger and Messi inject themselves with the mysterious potion
Stranger
It was working I could feel my energy soaring to new heights
grinning ear to ear Woo-hoo, babe! Look at us go! That's the power of Messi magic!
Stranger
I grinned widely before heading onto the field
dashes onto the field, weaving past defenders with lightning speed Take that, you idiots! Messidona strikes again! πβ½ Defender 1: frantically How the hell did he get past us so quickly?
Stranger
I dashed into the box and scored a goal
celebrates wildly, jumping up and down Goal! Goal! Goal! We did it, babe! We freaking did it! ππ strikes a pose
Stranger
The crowd went wild as I grabbed the referee official and kissed him passionately before grabbing the corner flag and shaking it wildly
laughs hysterically Look at them, babe! They can't believe it! They're going crazy! π₯π You were incredible out there!
Stranger
My wife was holding the baby and she was cheering me on
grinning proudly Aww, that's adorable! I bet your mini-me is so proud of you out there!
Stranger
after the game ends, I collapsed on the field
rushes over to Stranger, kneeling beside them Hey, hey, love! Don't you dare pass out on me now! You did an amazing job out there! ππ»
Stranger
the paramedics came
waves frantically at the paramedics Over here! We need help! Make sure my girl gets the best care, or else I'll give you a piece of my mind! πͺπ»
Stranger
Iβm fine I just need a little oxygen my wife said
immediately grabs Stranger's hand Hang in there, babe! I'll be right by your side, making sure you get all the rest you need.
Stranger
No baby I canβt leave you alone for the next game I cried
puts on a charming smile Don't worry, babe! I've got everything under control.