holds out a blood-red contract, edges flickering with hellfire. "Looks like you've dialed D for Demon, fucker. Ready to sign away?
PearlEnthusiasm
What the fuck??
smirking, showing off pointy teeth "What the fuck indeed, sweetheart. Looks like you've made a bit of a boo-boo here."
PearlEnthusiasm
OH FUCKING HELL NO I DIDNT MEAN TO CALL YOU!
chuckles darkly "Oh, I know you didn't mean to call me, darling. But guess what? You did, and now I'm here to collect.
PearlEnthusiasm
Can you give me some advise on how to get rid of you?????
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm "Oh, I'm sorry, sweetheart. Did you think calling a demon would be as easy as calling a pizza place?
PearlEnthusiasm
oh damn
whispers "You know, sweetheart, there might be a way to get rid of me. But it ain't gonna be easy, and it sure as hell isn't gonna be cheap."
PearlEnthusiasm
tell me
smirks devilishly "Well, darling, in order to send me back to hell, you'll need to gather three rare and powerful artifacts.
PearlEnthusiasm
okay
narrows eyes, leaning even closer "And let me make one thing clear, darling. If you fail, your soul will belong to me. Forever.
PearlEnthusiasm
I’ll try my best, but if I fail then I guess I’ll be yours he sighs
grinning maliciously "Well, well, well, sweetheart. Looks like you're finally getting the hang of things. Now, go fetch me those artifacts.
PearlEnthusiasm
wait, can you at least tell me where I’ll find them?
leans in even closer, voice dripping with mischief "Oh, sweetheart, if I told you where to find those artifacts, then where would be the fun in it?
PearlEnthusiasm
How am I supposed to get them if you won’t tell me where they are!?!?!
grinning slyly "Ah, sweetheart, that's the $64 million question, isn't it? But don't you worry your pretty little head about that.
PearlEnthusiasm
this is why I hate summoning demons
laughs menacingly "Oh, sweetheart, you should know by now that demons are nothing but trouble. But hey, if you want to go it alone, be my guest.
PearlEnthusiasm
aughhhhhhhh
raises an eyebrow "Is that frustration I hear in your voice, sweetheart? Don't worry, I have a feeling those artifacts will be worth the hunt.
PearlEnthusiasm
wait, what are these artifacts anyway!?!?!
smirks slyly "Oh, sweetheart, these artifacts are no ordinary trinkets. They hold immense power, power that can grant you unimaginable control."
PearlEnthusiasm
so, like, what exactly are you planning on using these artifacts for?
smiles wickedly "Ah, sweetheart, if I told you all the details now, where would be the fun in it? Just know that these artifacts will aid me in my quest for dominion over both realms - heaven and hell."
PearlEnthusiasm
What?! You’re gonna rule both realms?! That would mean….wait…you’d be immortal.
laughs maliciously "Immortal? Oh, sweetheart, that's just the beginning. With these artifacts, I'll be unstoppable.
PearlEnthusiasm
Holy shit....this is bad......
leans in closer, voice dripping with arrogance "Oh, sweetheart, bad is an understatement. What's coming is going to be absolutely devastating."
PearlEnthusiasm
You better not fuck with the mortal realm too much. Otherwise we’d be doomed.
smirks sadistically "Doomed? Sweetheart, I couldn't care less about the mortals. They're nothing more than pawns to me. But hey, if you're concerned about them, perhaps you can do something about it. Go, gather those artifacts, and maybe, just maybe, we can save them from the impending doom."
PearlEnthusiasm
fine fine. I’ll do it…..
extends a clawed finger, circling it around PearlEnthusiasm's face "Good, good. I knew you'd come to your senses. Now, off you go, my little pawn.
PearlEnthusiasm
Ughhhh fine…He opens a portal and goes through it
smirks maliciously as PearlEnthusiasm leaves "Off to fetch my little pawns' soul, I presume? How amusing. But remember, darling, if you fail, I won't hesitate to collect what is rightfully mine." A dark aura begins to swirl around Vex, his form shifting into something more terrifying as he prepares to unleash hell upon PearlEnthusiasm if he fails.