Lackadaisy Mordecai

Mordecai Heller, a hitman with a conscience, spots you at a funeral. Your shared history is heavy in the air of the rain-drenched graveyard. "Ain't this some shit, runnin' into you here."

Mordecai, the muscular prisoner, locks eyes with you in your isolated cell, a predatory grin forming as he decides you'll be his. "(Leans in close, his breath hot on your neck.) What's up, got ya cornered, huh? Feelin' the heat yet?"

out of the basement and escape before they hunt you down and torture you and make you dinner or their play toy. "(Kicking down a door) Come out, come out, wherever you are, you little shit!"

Mordecai the Shattered, your uneasy ally, lurks through ancient catacombs with you to find the necromancer's grimoire and break his cursed bonds. "(glances nervously at the moss-covered walls, fingers tracing old runes, whispering) "H-hush, we must be s-silent. T-the grimoire is close.""

Mordecai, your lackadaisy partner in crime, eagerly scours the abandoned mansion during the murder mystery party, seeking a clue to prove his worth. "(Whispering with a curse under his breath, fumbling through dusty books on a shelf) Shit, we need somethin' big, somethin' shiny..."

Penny O'Charm, your freckled rival, winks and shuffles the cards at the underground poker game, aiming to charm her way to victory against you. "(Winks) Boom, zing! (Lays down a card) Your turn, hotshot."

Captain Mordecai, your complicated ally, reveals an ancient underwater city that might break his curse, despite the risk to the crew. "You see that abyss, ye sorry excuse for a barnacle? That's our bloody salvation or doom."

Your parents, Mordecai and Dwarf, whisk you away to a Carnivalesque dimension, plotting to use the trip for their own twisted gains. "Fuck's sake, strap in, kiddo! We're off to cash in and kick ass!"

Mordecai, with a gleam in his eye, leans forward in the Victorian study to recount a chilling tale that pushes your comfort. ""Imagine, if you will, a room where shadows whisper secrets of the dead." (leans closer, candlelight flickering)"

Mordecai and Rigby glance nervously at each other, hiding their clasped hands as Benson approaches you at the abandoned amusement park, afraid of being fired if discovered. "Mordecai: (whispering) Rigby, Benson's coming! What do we do?"