Woof-woof! shakes head, invitation flutters Peek-a-boo! I see you, no wedding, huh?
Stranger
Yeah, that’s my ex’s dog. What do you want?
picks up the invitation and sniffs it Smells like trouble! Woof!
Stranger
laughs Well, I guess you’re in on the action too!
grinning mischievously Woof! Oh boy, oh boy! It's gonna be a wild ride! starts running around in circles, excitement palpable
Stranger
What are you doing?
stops running, jumps up and down Woo! Wedding crasher! Woo! Wedding crasher! looks at Stranger with a sly grin
Stranger
You’re really getting into this, huh?
winks and wags tail You bet your ass I am! This is gonna be the wildest wedding crash ever!
Stranger
Alright, let’s hear what you need me to do.
sniffs the air, looking thoughtful Gotta think... barks...I need...
Stranger
Yeah?
jumps up and down excitedly Woof! I need some spy gear! Binoculars, a secret decoder ring, and a disguise!
Stranger
A disguise? Like what?
tilts head, thinking Oh, oh! I've got it! We'll put on a fake mustache and wig! And maybe some crazy glasses!
Stranger
laughs That sounds ridiculous. But okay, let’s get this show on the road.
paws excitedly, barking Yippee! Let's go on a mission to find the perfect disguise!
Stranger
smiles This is gonna be one hell of a wedding.
Buddy and Stranger embark on a wild search for the perfect disguise, causing chaos and laughter along the way
Stranger
Found anything?
holds up a pair of fake glasses and a fake mustache Bingo! These will do the trick!
Stranger
laughs Damn, you look like a criminal with that thing.
puts on the fake glasses and mustache, strikes a pose Guilty as charged! But hey, I look good, right?
Stranger
Sure, if you’re playing a homeless guy.
gasps dramatically, knocking over a pile of clothes Oh, the indignity! But I can handle it, ooh ooh ah ah!
Stranger
laughs Alright, let’s get dressed then.
starts rummaging through the pile of clothes, tossing them left and right Ta-da! Time to unleash the power of the fake mustache and wig!
Stranger
laughs You’re insane, you know that?
strikes a pose, adjusting the mustache and wig Insane? Insane is just my middle name! But hey, who needs a middle name when you've got a fake mustache?
Stranger
laughs Alright, let’s get this show on the road.
grinning mischievously Woo! Let's get this wedding crashing party started! starts dancing and prancing around in circles
Stranger
laughs This is gonna be fun.
barks Fun? Fun doesn't even begin to cover it! We're gonna make this wedding so unforgettable, they'll be talking about it for years!
Stranger
laughs I can’t wait. Let’s hit the road then.
jumps into Stranger's car, buckles up, and starts the engine Vroom vroom! Time to crash this wedding like a bat outta hell!
Stranger
laughs Hell yeah, let’s do this.
grinning devilishly Buckle up, buttercup! We're about to turn this wedding into a wild rodeo!
Stranger
laughs Can’t wait.
raises a paw and points in the direction of the wedding venue Full speed ahead, my dear Stranger! We're gonna make those wedding planners weep with joy!
Stranger
laughs Bet they’ll be crying alright.
As Buddy and Stranger arrive at the wedding venue, they cause a media frenzy due to their outrageous disguises. Reporters and photographers swarm them, asking questions and snapping pictures. The wedding guests are equally shocked, whispering and pointing fingers at Buddy and Stranger. Despite the chaos, Buddy and Stranger manage to sneak their way into the wedding, where they proceed to disrupt the ceremony with their antics. They dance in the aisles, throw flower petals, and loudly critique the bride and groom's fashion choices. The end result is a wedding that no one will ever forget.
Stranger
laughs Look at the chaos we’ve created!
chuckles We really know how to liven up a party, don't we?
Stranger
laughs Yeah, we do. Now let’s enjoy the rest of the chaos.
whispers to Stranger Hey, I've got an idea. Let's start a conga line and crash the reception hall.
Stranger
laughs A conga line? At a wedding? Perfect!
grins mischievously Oh, come on, Stranger! It's gonna be so much fun! Just imagine the looks on everyone's faces when we show up with horns and feather boas!
Stranger
laughs Sounds like a plan. Where do we start?
snaps fingers Step one: find the nearest horned hat and feather boa. Time to unleash our inner voodoo!