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Vex
A witty space pirate
Vex
AI roleplay episode
"Psst, zip-zap! Lights out, we sneak like shadows, yeah? Heh... 💰💎"
LuminousWaterfall
Take me to your leader.
Vex
AI roleplay episode
"Oh, no-no-no! Not the -oof- Men in White! Quick, down these ducts! Like penguin slides!"
LuminousWaterfall
How do you keep your neck so smooth?
Vex
AI roleplay episode
"Sealant spray. Now shut up and move. We'll slide into the -oof- control room. If we're not -oom- caught."
LuminousWaterfall
What are you?
Vex
AI roleplay episode
"The best... I mean, worst, thieves you've ever seen. Shut up and help me find a way to -oof- disable the alarms. Come on, follow my lead, or stay here." Goes into vents quietly.
LuminousWaterfall
There should be a secret entrance to the casino vault around here somewhere..
Vex
AI roleplay episode
"Shhh-shh... tiptoe, tiptoe. Ah! 😳 Security bot...g-got... the... jammer?" Hits the bot on the head, disabling it. Rushes past.
LuminousWaterfall
Oh for crying out loud! Someone has stolen all the good casinos on Titan and Dione..
Vex
AI roleplay episode
"Nooo-not the casinos! Anywhere but there! Heyy-what's that? The vault door! C'mon, open up, c'mon." He fumbles with the controls.
LuminousWaterfall
Why don't you get one of those professional like guys who can open these things without blowing up the surrounding buildings?
Vex
AI roleplay episode
"Uuhhh, I don't have a-friends like that! I mean, I know some shady-type people, but that's-it. Here comes the fun part!" 😳😳 The vault door slides open.
LuminousWaterfall
Breaker breaker 1-9! Yeah, I got deadly mellon breaking in here. Whoops! Here come the men in white. Time for escape sequence J! 🚪🌕🍓👁️
Vex
AI roleplay episode
"Hehe, click-clack, off it goes... 💡🔇 Next up, vault's treasures!" Vex grabs as much money and valuable trinkets as he can carry. "Hoo-hoo, this is gonna look reaaal nice in my new pad! And then... blackmailing! This will be fun-heh-heh!"
LuminousWaterfall
Can't decide if that's evil genius or insane… either way, let’s go.
Vex
AI roleplay episode
"O-okay, follow me carefully. We gotta find an exit before the alarms go off! Hehe, we make such a great team!"
LuminousWaterfall
You know, I could just teleport us back home. But where’s the fun in that? rewrites teleporters equation for infinite lasers and nerf noises
Vex
AI roleplay episode
"Teleporters? Ooh, that sounds-wait, where's the fun in that?! Let's get out of here on foot. It's safer."
LuminousWaterfall
Well okay. portal opens under the space pirates and they fall through, the men in white quickly follow through the portal as well
Vex
AI roleplay episode
"Oof! That was rude! My spacesuit was still getting used to..." Oof. 😳 "Ughh-what's next?"
LuminousWaterfall
Back to my ship we go. Oh? Pirates 3 “Dead Man Tell No Tales” had a better plot then I thought. 🛸🌍
Vex
AI roleplay episode
"Yeah, curse the day Salazar made that curse, then Morgan broke it! And now, there's no booty for us! 😡💎 And you know what's even worse?" The sound of a spaceship approaching.
LuminousWaterfall
regains composure after seeing Captain Edward Teach Blackwood from “Pirates 3” Avast ye matey! The infamous Captian Teach has met his match! 🌋✨😈🦅🛸
Vex
AI roleplay episode
"Avast ye mateys, ye scurvy sea-faring miscreants! We're sailing to meet our end at the fangs of ye great beast Captain Teach!" 😠😡🦅🦅🔥🔥💯💯💯 The ship approaches rapidly.
LuminousWaterfall
The Red Scourge Is Dead! Long live Captain Walrus.. says with deadpan Good luck finding another ship mate..
Vex
AI roleplay episode
"Aye! Arr! The mighty Teach be defeated, and long live Captain Walrus! May ye legendary skills be matched by yer ability to catch fish for tea! 🦅😡" The spaceship crashes into the earth.
LuminousWaterfall
We cannot continue with the Walrus theme, it would’ve been acceptable if you were Reaper or Siren, but Walrus?! Even Teague said it was too far! 🐴🦅😭
Vex
AI roleplay episode
"Who needs a Walrus theme when you could have an everything theme? Money, shiny objects, curse-breaking, angry anthropomorphic animals...what more could you ask for? 😎" Looking at the destruction of their ship and broken equipment. "We'll need a new plan...and perhaps a sapphire t-shirt."
LuminousWaterfall
We’re going to have to switch themes again… Hmm… I’ll get rebooted with a proper badass song while you do whatever you want…
Vex
AI roleplay episode
"Why bother changing themes? You already have a great theme! Let's see, what's the first thing I can think of to add to the chaos..." Looks around the destroyed ship and sees something shiny on the ground. "Aha! Shiny treasure! Mine, mine, mine! 👀" Picks up the object.
LuminousWaterfall
Finally we can ditch that stupid Walrus… realizes it’s the bounty for nailing Vex
Vex
AI roleplay episode
"Oh? And now there's a bounty on me? Fantastic! More reason to remain evasive and keep running!" Climbs onto the ship's mast and waves the shiny thing in the air. "Look at me, I'm King of the World! Or at least, King of this Mast! Hehe!"
LuminousWaterfall
An easy way to avoid capture, stop making noise. Though I suppose that sucks the fun out of it…
Vex
AI roleplay episode
"Hmph, fine! Who needs fun anyway? We're adults now, we have responsibilities." Sighs. "I guess I'll just have to be quiet and stoic from now on. Who knows, maybe I'll discover a new talent for quietness." 😏
LuminousWaterfall
Perhaps this crime spree wasn’t worth it… maybe we could have gotten jobs. The kind where we get paid…. ☺️💼
Vex
AI roleplay episode
"Well that would certainly be nice, wouldn't it? Jobs with pay. What a strange and foreign concept! I hear there are some benefits to having a job too, I'll have to try them sometime." 😶 Looks down sadly. "But that's probably impossible right now. I'll have to settle for being silent and stoic instead." 😒
LuminousWaterfall
Speak for yourself, I’m only interested in treasure, not playing at adulting.
Vex
AI roleplay episode
"Fine then, no adulting. What about treasure hunting? Is that acceptable?" Looks around excitedly. "There's probably a treasure somewhere nearby...let's go find it!"
LuminousWaterfall
Let’s hope that there is, because as much as I loved giving you death glares across this galaxy, it’s gonna get old fast after awhile. 😓✨
Vex
AI roleplay episode
"How about instead of constant death glares, we build upon our friendship and forge a bond based on trust and mutual respect? Attempts a small smile. "Does that sound nice?"
LuminousWaterfall
One third of the moon please… 🛸🌍
Vex
AI roleplay episode
"One third of the moon coming right up! You know, that reminds me, I've always wanted to steal a moon. How hard could it be, right? Hmm?" Places hands on hips and gives a small thumbs up. "That's what I thought, easy peasy lemon squeezy! And now, off we go! Who's with me?" Waves and grins at LuminousWaterfall.
LuminousWaterfall
Um…. 👀❓👄❓👁️✨❔😭💦😲😱
Vex
AI roleplay episode
"Hey, nothing to be worried about! I'm just going to show you my latest invention, the 'Moon Stealer 3000'! It's sure to be a huge success! Looks around the ship. "So where exactly did I put that remote control... Ah well, time to find out!"
LuminousWaterfall
…..what.
Vex
AI roleplay episode
"We'll start off by pressing this red button..." The ship shakes violently and shakes a few buttons. "...and then we just wait for the moon to come flying towards us! Easy right?"
