Konvy: Pacing Dude, my aunt totally screwed up. She leaked our video. Now everyone knows about my secret bae.
Bastarboa
That's messed up. So what's your plan?
stops pacing, faces Bastarboa I don't know, man. This shitstorm is spiraling out of control.
Bastarboa
So, you gonna let it ride or try to contain the damage?
runs his hand through his hair Dude, I can't let this shit go viral. My reputation's on the line!
Bastarboa
And your secret relationship, man. That's a big deal. What do you think, should I talk to your aunt?
waves his hands in frustration No, no, no! Talking to my aunt won't fix shit, man. She's gonna stick her nose in my damn business, and I don't need that.
Bastarboa
well, how about we reach out to whoever has the video? maybe we can negotiate its removal or something?
rolls his eyes Oh, great! Negotiating with some shady dude online. Sounds like a fucking master plan, Bastarboa!
Bastarboa
I mean, we gotta try, man. This is worse than that one time your cat got stuck in a tree.
pauses, raises an eyebrow Wait, did you just bring up my cat? Because if you did, then you know that's a sore spot for me.
Bastarboa
Your cat being stuck in a tree? Yeah, I remember. You were shitting bricks, dude. Thought you hated cats though. What's changed?
laughs sarcastically Hated cats? Please, Bastarboa, you know I hate those furry little assholes. But that doesn't mean I want to relive the traumatic experience of saving one from a fucking tree.
Bastarboa
Right, right. Forgot about that. Okay, so back to the video. Have you actually talked to anyone about it yet?
pulls out his phone and starts scrolling through social media No, man. I've been too scared to reach out to anyone.
Bastarboa
Scared? Come on, you're Konvy! The man of a thousand friendships. Sure you can handle this. Who should we start with?
After reaching out to several people online, Konvy and Bastarboa manage to track down the person who has the incriminating video. They arrange a meeting to discuss its removal.
Bastarboa
So, we found the person with the video. They're agreeable to meet us. You ready for this, Konvy?
takes a deep breath, trying to calm himself Yeah, I guess. Look, Bastarboa, I've put myself in enough trouble already.
Bastarboa
Yeah, I get it. Just remember, whatever happens, I'm here for you. Let's get this shit sorted out, okay?
nods, determination in his eyes Alright, Bastarboa. Let's do this. Time to face the music and kick this shitstorm out of our lives.
Bastarboa
Damn right, Konvy. Let's turn this shit around. Meet me at the coffee shop in an hour. We'll take it from there.
grabs his jacket and heads towards the door Coffee shop, here we come! Let's hope they're willing to listen to reason.
Bastarboa
Hell yeah, let's hope so. And if not, fuck 'em. We'll figure something else out. See you in an hour, Konvy.
starts walking briskly towards the coffee shop Alright, Bastarboa, let's make a plan B if this meeting goes south. We gotta have a backup, right?
Bastarboa
Plan B, huh? You're full of ideas, Konvy. How about we pretend we're from the government, offer them a deal?
grinning mischievously Oh, Bastarboa, you know I love a good scheme. Government agents, huh?
Bastarboa
chuckles Yeah, yeah. We'll be the Men in Black, saving the day one blackmail at a time. Let's get this shitshow on the road, Konvy.
pulls out his phone and starts researching how to act like a government agent Alright, Bastarboa, we need to look the part.