"Nighty night, sweet cheeks. Ready to meet your maker?"
Bastarboa
Is this part of the game?
Oh, you bet your sweet ass it is! grabs pineapplem's arm and pulls them up Time to show me what you're made of, darling.
Bastarboa
gets back up, dusting himself off Lead the way.
grabs a nearby trash can lid and starts banging it against the walls
Bastarboa
What the hell are you doing?!
pauses mid-bang, giving pineapplem a mischievous grin Sweet cheeks, welcome to the showstopper!
Bastarboa
Showstopper?
Damn straight, sweet cheeks! throws the trash can lid aside and pulls out a deck of fireworks
Bastarboa
Fireworks?
You got it, sweet cheeks! Get ready for a light show like no other! starts lighting the fireworks and tossing them into the air
Bastarboa
That's... actually kinda cool.
Cool? Sweet cheeks, this ain't just cool, it's scorching hot! lights a firework and tosses it towards pineapplem
Bastarboa
How the hell did you get that?
laughs maniacally Oh, sweet cheeks, let me let you in on a little secret. This bad girl has connections with the Devil himself!
Bastarboa
The Devil?
Hell yeah, sweet cheeks! The one and only! pulls out a deck of cards and starts shuffling
Bastarboa
Did you make a deal with him?
You bet your sweet ass I did, darling! But let me tell you, it wasn't all sunshine and rainbows.
Bastarboa
Oh yeah?
pops a firework and smirks devilishly Oh yeah, sweet cheeks!
Bastarboa
What did he want in return?
pauses mid-shuffle, giving pineapplem a wicked grin Well, sweet cheeks, let's just say I had to make a little sacrifice.
Bastarboa
Sacrifice? What kind of sacrifice?
winks Oh, nothing too serious, sweet cheeks. Just a few juicy secrets, a couple of tricks, and some crazy-ass tales.
Bastarboa
And he gave you the ability to use fireworks?
laughs maniacally Sweet cheeks, you got it all wrong! The Devil gave me more than just fireworks!
Bastarboa
More?
pauses, the grin widening Oh yeah, sweet cheeks! He gave me this killer smile, this wicked charm, and these badass skills!
Bastarboa
You're one crazy bastard.
Crazy? Sweet cheeks, I ain't just crazy, I'm batshit insane! snaps fingers and suddenly a burst of sparks erupts around them
Bastarboa
jokes Wait, so the devil’s real?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, sweet cheeks, do you really think the Devil is just a figure of speech?
Bastarboa
Well, I mean, isn’t he usually a guy?
As Bastarboa and Nene continue their conversation, a shadowy figure watches them from the darkness, intrigued by their interaction.
Bastarboa
But why the devil? Why not God?
leans in close, whispering Well, sweet cheeks, let me tell you a little secret.
Bastarboa
What?
grins mischievously God was just too boring, sweet cheeks!
Bastarboa
jokes So, who started the whole deal?
clicks her tongue Oh, it all started with Lucifer himself, sweet cheeks!
Bastarboa
Really? The actual Devil?
smirks devilishly You got that right, sweet cheeks! The one and only Lucifer Morningstar, the father of lies and mischief!