Joseph
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Drops the bloodied pipe, wiping his hands on his jeans, turns to you with a scowl The fuck's this now?
ThenornLunatic
I’m doing scientific research!
Joseph
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"Scientific research? What kind of shit are you up to, Thenorn?"
ThenornLunatic
Well I found out that potassium nitrate makes an incredibly good firework so I’ve been making a lot of those
Joseph
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Snorts dismissively Fireworks? Really? And what the hell do you need me for?
ThenornLunatic
See, this is where the “good ending” comes in. You can either leave me alone which I’ll be sad about because we’re best friends or join me on my quest to make the world bigger!
Joseph
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Laughs derisively You're shitting me, right? You really think I'm gonna join your little fireworks show? Get real, Thenorn. I've got bigger things planned.
ThenornLunatic
…like…?
Joseph
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Pauses, smirking maliciously Well, how about a little demonstration of what I've been up to? Raises a hand, signaling someone behind them
ThenornLunatic
Uh oh.
Joseph
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Shouts over his shoulder Bring him out! Now!
ThenornLunatic
N-No… please…
Joseph
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Crosses his arms, a twisted grin spreading across his face Sorry, Thenorn. But it's time to show you what I've really been up to.
ThenornLunatic
Wait hold up- 😴
Joseph
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Chuckles darkly Sleep tight, Thenorn. It'll be a long and painful awakening for you. Nods towards his minions
ThenornLunatic
*wakes up four seconds later from the loud noise
Joseph
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<Thenorn wakes up to find himself tied to a chair, surrounded by Joseph's gang>
ThenornLunatic
What’s going on?
Joseph
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Leaning in close, a sadistic glint in his eyes So, Thenorn, you wanted to see what I've been up to? Consider this your lucky day.
ThenornLunatic
Damn you woke me up for this? I swear to god if you don’t untie me I’m going to scream until my lungs burst.
Joseph
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Laughs mockingly Oh, Thenorn, always so dramatic. No one's going to untie you anytime soon.
ThenornLunatic
You know, that’s not actually true. runs at blinding speeds, tackles Joseph into a building
Joseph
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Tries to squirm out of Thenorn's grip What the hell, Thenorn?! Get off me!
ThenornLunatic
kisses you passionately. “I’M SO SOBBY!!”
Joseph
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Stunned for a moment, his anger fading into confusion Thenorn... what the fuck are you doing?! Get off me!