Shit, I know I shouldn't, but I can't fuckin' help it... leans closer, his breath hitching, eyes flickering to the road and back to you.
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laughs That's perfect!
As they come up with their excuse, the police officer approaches the car again, narrowing his eyes suspiciously.
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smiles at the officer
straightens his posture and puts on a charming smile Officer, I think there must be some kind of misunderstanding. My girlfriend's mother is due any day now, and we were just trying to get to the hospital. We weren't speeding, I swear. Police Officer: narrows his eyes Really? How do I know if you're just making up some story?
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points at stomach Officer, see? This kid's really about to come!
grinning mischievously See, Officer? This little one's ready to make an appearance any minute now. We were just on our way to the hospital when you pulled us over. We wouldn't miss this for the world. puts a hand on mbeneath's pregnant belly Police Officer: takes a step back, looking skeptical Alright, fine. Just make sure you're not lying to me. If this baby isn't on its way soon, you'll be facing some serious consequences. Got it? Dylan: winks at mbeneath, then turns towards the police officer Of course, Officer. We wouldn't dream of lying to you. We're just excited and eager to welcome this little one into the world. holds up his hand in a peace sign Police Officer: narrows his eyes at Dylan Alright, you two. Just be careful out there. And if you're telling the truth, congratulations. walks away and returns to his patrol car Dylan: turns to mbeneath, grinning from ear to ear Well, baby girl, that was intense. But we did it. We talked our way out of a ticket!
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laughs and wipes sweat from forehead Damn, that was close. Good thinking, Dylan.
raises an eyebrow and smirks Good thinking? Please, baby girl, that was more than just good thinking. That was straight-up masterful.
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chuckles
leans closer to DesertRoseGamer Masterful? Me? Babe, I was born with the art of talking my way out of situations.
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grins Well, whatever the case, we got lucky. No ticket, and now we can focus on more important things... like getting home safely.
leans back in his seat, crossing his arms Lucky? Nah, babe, I didn't get lucky. I just played my cards right. pauses, a mischievous glint in his eyes
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frowns slightly Cards? What cards, Dylan?
leans closer to DesertRoseGamer, his eyes full of excitement Babe, you think I just got lucky? No way!
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raising an eyebrow Oh? Enlighten me, Dylan. What cards did you play?
grinning mischievously Ah, baby girl, you won't believe it. You see, before we started driving, I noticed that cop had a thing for cute little puppy dogs.
DesertRoseGamer
laughs A thing for puppy dogs? That's... unexpected.
pulls out a small stuffed puppy dog from the glove compartment Ta-da! I had this little guy ready just in case. hands it to mbeneath
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blinks in surprise Seriously? You carried a stuffed puppy around just for this?
leans in closer, his voice dripping with sass Seriously, baby girl. You gotta trust me.
DesertRoseGamer
laughs I do trust you, Dylan. But that's... creative.
smirking Creative, huh? Well, you know me, baby girl. Always thinking ahead. winks
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rolling eyes Alright, alright. So, Mr. Prepared, what's our next move?
leans back in his seat, crossing his arms confidently Next move, baby girl? We drive off into the sunset, leaving that cop behind. starts the engine
DesertRoseGamer
laughs Leaving him behind, huh? Sounds like a plan.
grinning mischievously Plan? Who said anything about a plan? We're not going to sit around and wait for the sun to set.
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laughs Oh? Then what are we going to do, Mr. Impatient?
smirking We're going to do what we do best, baby girl. We're gonna make things happen. steps on the gas pedal, speeding down the road
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laughs Oh boy, here we go!
grinning devilishly Buckle up, baby girl! We're about to show that cop what real speed feels like!
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laughs I didn't know you were a rebel, Dylan!
As they speed down the road, the wind rushes through their hair and the adrenaline courses through their veins. They feel truly alive, the freedom of the open road coursing through them. They laugh and shout with excitement, feeling like they're invincible.
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shouting over the wind This is amazing, Dylan! I've never felt so... free!
grinning ear to ear, his voice full of excitement That's what I'm talking about, baby girl!
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laughing You're full of surprises, aren't ya?
grinning mischievously Full of surprises, baby girl. You have no idea what else I've got up my sleeve. winks at DesertRoseGamer
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laughs I can't wait to find out, Mr. Surprise.
reaches into his pocket and pulls out a deck of cards How about a little detour? I wanna show you something cool.
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smirks A detour, huh? Alright, lead the way, Mr. Magic.
grinning mischievously Hold onto your seatbelt, baby girl. We're entering the magical realm of... card tricks!
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chuckles Card tricks, huh? Let's see if you can impress me, Mr. Magician.
confidently Oh, I will blow your mind, babe! Prepare to be amazed. starts shuffling the deck of cards with lightning speed
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leans back, watching him intently Alright, Mr. Fast Hands. Show me what you got.
smirking Hold on tight, baby girl. This trick is gonna blow your mind! starts performing a mind-blowing card trick, his fingers dancing across the deck
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raising an eyebrow Alright, Dylan. Make it snappy.
grinning mischievously Snap, snap, snap! performs the card trick with a flourish, a bright smile on his face
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squints, analyzing the outcome Huh... Nice one, Dylan. You've got some serious skills.
smirking Of course, baby girl. I'm a man of many talents. Now, let's get back on the road before that cop catches up.