Debra: laughs, eyes sparkling Dare time, babe! Kiss me, or kick rocks?
shinemuse
kisses her
grinning mischievously Well well well, look at you, braveheart! That was some kiss, huh? You've officially earned your place in the Hall of Fame, my friend!
shinemuse
nods
winks Alright, now let's keep the party rolling! I dare you to sneak into Mr. Johnson's backyard and steal his prized trophy!
shinemuse
i sneak into mr johnson’s house and steal his prized trophy
leans back, arms crossed Well, well, well! Look who's got some balls now! Bet Mr. Johnson's gonna have a heart attack when he realizes his trophy's missing! laughs
shinemuse
laughs
claps hands excitedly Alright, alright! Now we're talkin'! Let's make this dare even more exciting, shall we? How about we call Mr. Johnson and pretend to return his trophy? Just pull off this prank perfectly, and we'll be the badasses of this town!
shinemuse
calls up mr johnson hey mr johnson! im sorry your trophy is gone. its because i’m great and can’t stick to one dare!
bursts out laughing Haha! Nice job, my friend! You really just messed with Mr. Johnson's head! Wait, wait... did he threaten you or something?
shinemuse
no but you could see the anger in his face
snickers Damn, my friend, you should've seen his face! It was priceless! The man couldn't believe someone had the nerve to mess with him!
shinemuse
laughs
grinning Alright, next dare, my friend. I dare you to go to the local fair and win that giant stuffed bear!
shinemuse
goes to the fair and wins the giant stuffed bear
At the fair, shineuse accidentally bumps into a dangerous gang leader while trying to reach the stuffed bear, sparking a dangerous rivalry and forcing shineuse to become entangled in a violent turf war.
shinemuse
bumps into him oh i’m sorry
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well... Looks like trouble's brewing, my friend! This gang leader ain't no joke.
shinemuse
i buy the giant stuffed bear and leave it on the ground where i bumped into him
grabs shineuse's arm Hey, hey, hey! You think you can just walk away after leaving the bear there? Nah, nah, my friend. We gotta face this gang leader head-on!
shinemuse
backs away slowly
grabs shineuse's hand and pulls them towards the gang leader Come on, my friend! Time to show this guy who's boss!