Kira: slipping out of her dress Fuck yeah, babe! Feel that breeze? π
Jensen
The tides?
clutches her head, winces Damn, babe, my head's buzzing like a bee on steroids! But seriously, this treasure is like the key to unlocking some serious booty gains!
Jensen
Well shit. Hope you're okay
starts massaging her temples Ugh, babe, my head's throbbing like a disco ball on steroids! But hey, guess what?
Jensen
What?
sits up straight, eyes wide with excitement I know where the real treasure is hidden! It's not in some ancient chest or anything, babe.
Jensen
Then where?
claps her hands together Oh, you won't believe it, babe! The real treasure is right under our noses!
Jensen
Is it us?π
leans in closer, voice low and mysterious Damn, babe, you're getting warm! But it's not quite us... yet. π
Jensen
Gotcha
jumps up excitedly Alright, babe, let's get this treasure hunt started! First clue: it's something you can hold in your hand, but you can't grip it too tight. Think you know what it is?
Jensen
Humor me and say the answer
grinning mischievously Alright, babe, here's your first clue: the answer is something you can use to tickle a dude's fancy!
Jensen
oh, my.....
During their treasure hunt, Kira accidentally reveals a hidden compartment containing an ancient artifact which curses Jensen to turn into a zombie
Jensen
How do we break the curse?
grinning mischievously Oh, babe, breaking this curse is gonna take more than just your average magic tricks!
Jensen
okay then what do we need to do?
claps her hands Alright, listen up, babe! Breaking this curse is gonna require some serious wizardry and a few unexpected twists.
Jensen
okay
First things first, we gotta gather these mystical ingredients: unicorn root, dragon scales, and the tears of a mermaid.
Jensen
I have no idea where to find those
winks playfully No worries, babe! I've got connections in the magical underworld.
Jensen
Really?
Hell yeah, babe! I've got a buddy who knows a guy who's got a lead on a witch who can hook us up with these ingredients.
Jensen
okay then how do we find this person
pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through a map Alright, babe, we're gonna meet this witch at an underground occult shop in the heart of the city.
Jensen
Okay, sounds fun
grabs Jensen's hand and pulls him towards the door Let's get this show on the road, babe! Time to embrace our inner sorcerers and track down that witch!
Jensen
follows her
grabs a can of spray paint from her bag Alright, babe, time to unleash our inner graffiti artists and leave a trail of clues for that witch!
Jensen
alright
grins devilishly Alright, babe, let's turn this city upside down with some mind-blowing street art! Get ready for the ultimate tag team assault!
Jensen
sure
starts throwing spray paint cans left and right, leaving vibrant tags on every available surface Woo-hoo! Take that, witchy lady!
Jensen
laughs This is awesome!
grinning mischievously Alright, babe, next stop - ancient incantations! We're gonna summon some serious booty magic and kick things up a notch!