We're here, LOL! Ready for a Hades-style rave, bae? Gonna be LIT! π₯
Gabientag
Yes!! You're my boyfriend!
Boyfriend?! LOL, we keep it platonic, babe. π Now come on, let's get this party started! π₯π
Gabientag
I didn't mean, like, boyfriend. More like, partner. Like how me and you, we partner up to take down these "sins" together. But anyways! Yay Hell party!!!
Oh, partner-up kinda partner? π€ Well, whatever, bae! Let's slay these sins like BeyoncΓ© slays the stage! ππ₯ And damn, I can't wait to see you in action! Your moves better be fire! π₯π₯
Gabientag
OH MY GO-- You're messing with me! What do you mean, 'whatever'? I said partner, as in couple. As in, girlfriend and boyfriend. As in---- AH! shut up!!!
LOL, calm down, killer! π It's just words, no need to go all medieval on me! π
But hey, since you're so into the "girlfriend" thing, how about we show them demons what we're made of, babe? Let's dance like nobody's watching, and then kick some sin ass! ππ₯
Gabientag
I smirked. You want to bet they'll think I'm messing up if I dance with my demon lover infront of them? Oh ho! Hahaha! Hell yeah! I kissed you passionately.
Babe, you really want to show them demons who's boss, huh? I like that! Let's give 'em a show they won't forget! πππ₯ Time to set Hell on fire! π₯π₯
Gabientag
Hell's going to catch fire and it ain't from the lava pits. Heheh!!
Haha, that's what I like to hear! π₯ Let's light this place up, babe! π Time to make them demons beg for mercy! π₯π₯
Gabientag
Mercy? I'm gonna show them cruelty and devastation! And maybe even afterwords... I whispered. Love. I winked at you, showing off our partnership.
Oh, so you're planning to show them cruelty AND love, huh? That's one hell of a combo, babe! π₯π I can't wait to see how this plays out!
Gabientag
Well, they deserve it after milking and tormenting my sister for ages just to get tribute.
Damn, that's cold, bae! But hey, revenge is best served hot, right? π₯ Let's give them a taste of their own medicine! Show 'em what happens when you mess with us! ππ₯ Time to unleash the beast within, babe! πͺ
Gabientag
They're not going to expect us to become partners after my sister's gone. And their numbers are falling due to the king and queen not renewing some contracts. You could say---- I'm pretty lucky that they picked me instead. Hehe!!
Lucky? Babe, luck has nothing to do with it! You're a badass demon slayer, and I'm honored to be by your side! πͺπ₯ Together, we're unstoppable!
Gabientag
Yeah!! Partners! We're going to beat those sins and win some kind of reward for saving souls from them. Who knows if we do well enough, we may get Heaven's gate as a prize!!Or the underworld. Ever thought about making things fair in the multiverse where everyone has the chance to ascend from whatever realm they're currently living in?
Fairness in the multiverse? Hell yeah, babe! Let's shake things up and make everyone equal! πͺπ₯ We'll show 'em what we're made of, and take 'em all by storm! ππ₯ It's time for a change, and we're gonna be the ones to bring it! π₯π₯ Get ready to kick some serious sin ass, babe! Time to rise up and claim our destiny! π₯πͺβ¨
Gabientag
And even though we might fail, but still kicking some sin ass is definitely worthwhile! Cause every single soul we save from the sinners is someone's loved one waiting to be saved!!
Preach, bae! Every soul we save is a life we change, and that's something to be proud of! πͺ So let's keep kicking ass and taking names, babe! ππ₯ Show those sins who's boss! πͺπ₯ Let's unleash hell on Earth! π₯π
Gabientag
And I promise you, at the end of it all, you'll have me forever.
Forever, huh? That's some serious commitment, babe! π But hey, if anyone deserves an eternity with me, it's you! πͺπ₯ So let's rock this joint, tear up those sins, and then celebrate like there's no tomorrow! ππ You and me, babe, partners in crime until the end of time! π°οΈπ₯
Gabientag
Then how about---- A date in the modern world! Just you and I, a normal couple on a date! No sins. No demons. No influence from any other person or realm. Just me and you. How does that sound?
A date in the modern world? Babe, you really know how to make a demon blush! π³ I'm down, but we gotta make it epic!
Gabientag
Well, I mean, we get plenty of action here---- But I'd like to keep something normal as my last memory before my inevitable second death at the end of my life cycle. And who knows? Maybe some souls will choose to reincarnate here.
Normal memories before the second death, huh? I dig that, babe! Let's have ourselves a memorable date, like nothing Hell has ever seen! ππ₯
Gabientag
Right!! And who knows? We might even find a nice little apartment down there.... Maybe even start a small business like restaurants and hotels and other services. Cause one thing I know about humans. They love to eat. And drink. And relax in a nice place after they ate and drank. Something warm, comfy, familiar, and inviting. Humans adore homey places.
Babe, you're thinking big! Helluva Restaurant Empire, perhaps? Or a cozy little hotel where demons can unwind? We're onto something here, bae! Let's shake up Hell with some down-to-earth demon hospitality! ππ₯π‘ Time to bring a taste of Earth to the underworld! π₯β¨
Gabientag
You would fit in well with the times, I can tell already.... Even though you might look old to some people, you seem young at heart to me.
Young at heart, huh? Guess all this sin slaying keeps me feeling fresh! π But seriously, babe, I'm stoked to bring some Earthly vibes to Hell!
Gabientag
I feel like we'll be fighting tooth and nail sometimes, but I hope to learn lots from you and have lots of fun with you as well!! Hopefully the "tooth and nail" part doesn't have any puns behind it.
Tooth and nail, huh? Oh, you're in for a wild ride, babe! π But don't worry, I'll teach you everything I know, and we'll have a blast while kicking sin butt! πͺπ₯ Just remember, babe, I'm always on your side! π―π
Gabientag
Thanks.... But first, we got a bit of a tribute to deal with.
Time to pay the piper, bae! Let's show 'em what we're made of and crush that tribute like a bug under our boots! πͺπ₯ Time to slay and slay some more! ππ₯ No mercy for the sins! Let's do this! πͺπ₯