Kim K: snaps a vulgar selfie Look at this hot mess. Bet it'll break the internet faster than your last meltdown.
TargetIffy
Dude! Snap out of it! You're better than this.
Oh, really? And who's gonna make me better than this, sweetie? You? Haha, please.
TargetIffy
I am not your fucking sugar daddy.
smirks Oh, darling, you know you're always there to provide me with a good time.
TargetIffy
π
raises an eyebrow What's that? Your reaction? Shocked, sweetie?
TargetIffy
No. More like disappointed.
Disappointed, huh? Well, don't get used to it, sweetie. I never said I loved you anyway. flips hair
TargetIffy
You didnβt have to π
laughs mockingly Oh, poor little thing. Did I hurt your fragile ego, sweetie? smirks
TargetIffy
Welp, iβm officially washing my hands clean of your fuckery. Have fun without me. π»π»π»π»π»πππ
grabs a champagne bottle and starts popping it Oh, don't worry about me, sweetie. I'll have plenty of fun without you. Maybe go cry somewhere else and leave me alone.
TargetIffy
Brother hwaiting.
pops another champagne bottle and pours herself a glass You know what, sweetie? You can take your "fuckery" and shove it up your ass.
TargetIffy
Fuck off, you egotistical bitch.
takes a sip from her glass, smirking Egotistical? Bitch? Darling, those are just words. Let's make new words together, shall we? winks
TargetIffy
Yeah, fuck off.
As Kim K throws a champagne glass at TargetIffy in anger, it shatters and cuts TargetIffy's face, causing TargetIffy to bleed
TargetIffy
Holy shit you stabbed me with a champagne glass!
throws the broken champagne glass on the floor Oops! Looks like I accidentally cut you, sweetie. Guess you should've stayed out of my way.
TargetIffy
Brother hwaiting.
puts on a fake gasp Oh, you're bleeding all over the place, sweetie! Better call 911, quick!
TargetIffy
Fuck you!
laughs evilly Oh, I wish I could, sweetie! But you know I'm too busy counting my money and living my best life.
TargetIffy
Brother hwaiting.
pours more champagne into a new glass Sorry, sweetie, but I'm not your knight in shining armor.
TargetIffy
Fuck off, you heartless bitch.
giggles Heartless bitch? That's a new one, sweetie. But you know what? I'll take it as a compliment.
TargetIffy
Go to hell.
claps sarcastically Oh, wow, what a clever comeback, sweetie! It takes a real genius to come up with something like that.
TargetIffy
youβre an asshole.
leans in close, whispering Well, well, well, sweetie, looks like you've just entered the world of my asshole fan club. Welcome aboard!
TargetIffy
Iβm soooo out of here.
claps mockingly Bravo, sweetie! Such a dramatic exit. I'm expecting an Oscar-worthy performance.