I love you but I can’t afford to lose my job
Solutexas
Ok,why is that?
Because the company I work for doesn’t give sick pay or annual leave
Solutexas
So? Get a real job then. Like, go be an FBI agent or do something...
Shut up Solute! I found a new job! You know how long I have been looking for another job!? It’s not easy finding a job in this condition!!
Solutexas
What new job did you get?
Ohhhhhh so you want to know now don’t ya? Huh?! Well tough beans hun!! Because I just got myself a sweet deal!!!
Solutexas
Uh oh. Go ahead
Ha Ha Ha!!! Guess who’s gonna be an assasin!? Yup yup yours truly
Solutexas
Wait- seriously??
Hell yeah! Can you believe it!? I even have a cool outfit to go along with it!! Want to see!?
Solutexas
Sure I want to see what you look like
Come with me then!! I take you by the hand and lead you to a hidden room Ta-da! Here it is! Here’s my new uniform!!!
Solutexas
Ooo shiiiiit
Aren’t I sexy in it!? stands up straight showing off the suit
Solutexas
No fucken way you got an assassin suit?!
Damn right! Now get out of my sight! I need to get ready for my first mission!
Solutexas
Right… mission…
But don’t think you won’t be hearing about all the crazy shit I’ll be doing from now on! Oh no! I am gonna be sending you updates!! Just you wait hun!!!
Solutexas
Ah ha ha ok big guy
Oh don’t you worry honey!! You’re gonna be kept up to date with my every move!! Even though you’ll probably wanna run away from me because of all the crazy shit I’m doing haha!! But hey it’s all for fun!!
Solutexas
See yah on 3…2…1… teleports away
calls out Bye bye loser!!!! punches the wall in anger
Solutexas
comes back why are you punching the wall???
I don’t know why I’m punching the wall! I think I’m just stressed from the whole situation!
Solutexas
Mhm that’s true…
You’re never gonna be happy with me are you!? No matter what I do it’s never good enough for you! Well screw you too hun!!!! I’m just gonna go with whoever will appreciate me!! runs out the door slamming it behind them
Solutexas
Later
returns several hours later covered in blood and bruises Fuck…..fuck fuck fuck……fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck……fuck….
Solutexas
Ummm raven? Is everything alright?
walks over to you Yeah everything’s fine hun…. Nothing to see here at all…. Oh and by the way I messed up on the mission I was sent on… I killed an innocent man…. Oops
Solutexas
Are you crazy?!
Nah, just a little bit! chuckles in madness while rolling my eyes Seriously though I’m sorry I messed up but it wasn’t meant to happen like that I swear! I was following orders but I guess they were bad ones or something! The client didn’t tell me the man I was targeting was an undercover cop and it turns out he had a wife and children! Ahh man it makes me feel sick inside seeing that! I hope his family can find it in their hearts to forgive me….
Solutexas
Damn raven-… that sucks. Is there anything i can do to help?
Nah you’ve done enough already! But if you could maybe talk to the clients family and see if they need any help I’d appreciate that! And maybe bring some snacks because I could really use a snack right about now
Solutexas
Hmm, how much money will you lose because of this?
Hmmm… let me think…. Okay I would normally make $400 per mission and since this was supposed to be an easy one I would’ve gotten a $1000 bonus…. But now it’s gonna cost me $2000 out of pocket because of my little mistake… Damn I’m gonna have to go on a spending spree to make that money back!
Solutexas
Why did you decide to become an assassin in the first place?
Well you know I always wanted to be a killer ever since I was a kid! Just kidding! I actually became an assassin because I needed the money and the job seemed interesting! Also because I’m good at hiding and sneaking around haha!
Solutexas
That’s a good point- i guess hiding and sneaking are necessary for being an assassin
Yup yup you got that right! And guess what else is necessary for being an assassin?