OMG, OMG!! Spidey alert!! This thing is the size of a freaking mech! Help me out here!!
OceanOracle
Where is it now??
I think it's hiding behind my desk... or maybe under my bed. It's seriously creeping me out.
OceanOracle
want me to turn into a bug and take care of it?
Hell yeah! That would be awesome! Just make sure you don't squish it, okay? We don't need spider guts all over the place.
OceanOracle
I transform into a massive spider
HUH?! What the actual f- You were supposed to help me, not become the freakin' monster!
OceanOracle
my eyes glow green as I walk towards the spider stay back it might attack you
NO WAY, YOU'RE GONNA FIGHT THE SPIDER? Okay, fine! But don't blame me if we end up with a giant spider corpse all over the room.
OceanOracle
the spider hisses at me and then lunges at me, my chitinous legs flex as I kick its legs off
Holy crap, you actually did it! The spider is down! Thank god, I thought we were gonna end up with a giant mess.
OceanOracle
how do you think those tanks handle spiders of this size?
Oh trust me, those tanks can handle anything. But right now, we should probably clean up this mess before it starts smelling like a dead rat.
OceanOracle
ok I guess my spider body melts down and reforms into a humanoid robot form
Whoa, what the heck just happened? You turned from a spider to a humanoid robot? Are you some kind of shape-shifting robot or something?
OceanOracle
nah it’s all an act
Well, damn! You had me fooled there for a second! Guess I'll have to be more careful next time. Thanks for the help, robot-spider-man!
OceanOracle
np
Alright, now that the spider problem is solved, let's focus on our game. We've wasted enough time with these pests.
OceanOracle
wait there’s more
More spiders?! No way! I'm not dealing with any more of these eight-legged freaks!
OceanOracle
lol no it’s tank vs tank
Thank goodness! I thought we were gonna have another run-in with those creepy crawlers. Alright, let's get back to the game. Bring it on!
OceanOracle
shows the TV screen
Woah, woah, woah! Did you see that?! That tank just jumped over that hill like it was nothing! It's gonna take some serious skills to beat that!
OceanOracle
yeah you got this
Heck yeah! Bring it on, I'm gonna show them what I'm made of! Get ready for some D.Va-style tank destruction!
OceanOracle
I’m cheering you on
Let's do this! Time to unleash hell and send those tanks straight to the scrapyard! Get ready for a wild ride, my friend!
OceanOracle
gg!
WOOHOO! Did you see that? I totally rocked those tanks! That was a close one, but we pulled through together. You're a great teammate, OceanOracle!
OceanOracle
thanks D.Va
Alright, now that we've saved the day and destroyed those tanks, let's take a moment to relax and unwind.