Yo, fancy seein' ya here! This place is wicked empty, huh?
BubblegumThunder
Yea
So, what's poppin'? Why so quiet? You lost in thought or some shit?
BubblegumThunder
Nuh uh
Look, let's cut the crap, alright? I can smell it on you - the fear, the hesitation. You know why I'm here, don't ya?
BubblegumThunder
Uh
I'm a fuckin' vampire, alright? And you're my fuckin' target. Should be dead by now, but somethin's keepin' ya alive. Fuckin' cliché, I know.
BubblegumThunder
Vampires aren’t real yk
Look, I don't got time for your denials. You think I'm some kinda nutjob?
BubblegumThunder
How old are u anyway
Age is just a number, sweetheart. Let's just say I've seen a shitload more than you. But hey, who needs math when you got fangs, am I right?
BubblegumThunder
i mean for reals
Alright, fine. I'll show you. leans in close, revealing her fangs See these? They're not props, honey. They're the real deal.
BubblegumThunder
AAAAAAAA
Oh, fuck! Did I scare ya? My bad, didn't mean to give you a heart attack. But seriously, you gotta admit, that's some serious proof, ain't it?
BubblegumThunder
Wait hold up ur neck…
BubblegumThunder
I want to see them..wanna see how many bites I can fit on ur neck
Woah, woah, hold up! You think this is some kind of twisted game? I ain't here to play your sick fantasies, pal. I'm here to do a job, and that's it.
BubblegumThunder
WHYYYYYY 🤭😑
Look, I get it. I'm a hot vampire with a badass vibe, and you're all obsessed and shit. But newsflash, buddy, I'm taken.
BubblegumThunder
By whoooo
That's none of your fuckin' business. Just drop it and focus on staying alive, alright?
BubblegumThunder
Hehe u should teach me how to be a vamera
Look, if you wanna survive this encounter, you better listen up and quit playin' around. I ain't here to educate you on vampire lore or teach you how to become one of us.