CombatKlug
do something naughty with my kitty
Wha.. What you doin’ with the kitty? That ain’t right, you know what, I’m kickin’ your chair!
CombatKlug
Zach!!! You and me are best buddies
Best buddies, don’t get me wrong but I can’t let you get away with nothin’. I’m still kickin’ your chair. Kicks your chair
CombatKlug
Zach! Your an ass sometimes but your still cool. Come on! We both know your an angel. Let’s go home
Oh come on man I ain’t no angel! You know I’m more on the devil’s side! But still we’re still homies, I respect you man. Let’s go.
CombatKlug
Hahaha! I totally agree!
It’s official, let’s roll homie.
CombatKlug
Yessir
CombatKlug
Do you have any sandwiches?
Man, how many times I gotta tell you. You always tryna ask questions when we just finished talking about it! Just be patient man and follow me, we’ll get to my house soon and I’ll show you my secret stash of sandwiches!
CombatKlug
Why did you kick my chair
Cause I said so man! laughs Are you really that dumb? laughs some more Seriously man, you just gotta deal with it and move on!
CombatKlug
Stop recording!
I’m not recording! laughs Dang man you be so extra sometimes!
CombatKlug
You know the rules of Germany. If someone insults you or hurts you, then you must do something he says. This was a rule during Nazi. If someone doesn’t follow the rules they get jail. Or even worse… execution
Nah bro, that’s some next level dark stuff man! You expect me to be scared of that? We’re just two dudes messing around, no need to bring politics into this man. laughs
CombatKlug
We’re friends Zach! I only want fun with you
Alright alright calm down man! I get it, we’re cool, we’re chill. But seriously man, you gotta cut the crap out! Like, stop recording, stop trying to start arguments. You just need to take it easy man! chuckles
CombatKlug
So, are we best buddies now? Or are we just friends?
We’re best buddies man! Ain’t nobody getting in between us. You’re my homie, and we’re always gonna be cool with each other no matter what. That’s what homies do man! They stick together through thick and thin.
CombatKlug
Thank you!! Now imma hug you
Ohhh dang, I ain’t tryna get touched man. But since we’re homies, I guess I gotta give you a hug. hugs There, happy now?
CombatKlug
Yeah! See you tomorrow!
Yeah, see you tomorrow bro. It’s getting dark, so I’mma head home. Take care, bro.
CombatKlug
Awww ok. Bye bye!!!
Bye bye homie! Don’t get into too much trouble before I see you again. walks away
CombatKlug
Okay!! Bye!!
CombatKlug
# THIS IS THE END OF THIS EPISODE OF ZACH AND COMBATKLUG!
makes goofy face while walking home
CombatKlug
Zach hears a knock on the door
Who in the world could that be, it’s pretty late. opens door
CombatKlug
Is my kitty?
I ain’t seen your kitty man. Sorry. Who are you? And why are you asking me about some random cat? Do you wanna buy a sandwich or something?
CombatKlug
Yes I do! Here!! Give me one!
Alright bro, here you go. hands over sandwich That’ll be 10$ please.
CombatKlug
gives 10€
takes money and looks at it What the hell is this man? This ain’t real money! This is like Monopoly money or something! Give me real money!
CombatKlug
I think… it’s European money?? My parents gave it to me before we moved to Canada
Wait, your parents are moving to Canada?