'Sup, bro! Watch this shit! starts balancing a textbook on his head
ThunderBlossom
Kenny, stop being a dumbass.
drops the textbook Fuck, dude! My bad... picks up textbook Can I try again?
ThunderBlossom
No.
Ah, come on bro! Just one more time! grabs another textbook I promise I won't drop it this time!
ThunderBlossom
Kenny! put that down.
Bro, just watch! This will be epic! starts balancing two textbooks on his head
ThunderBlossom
put it down!!
Dude, just give me a sec! I got this! starts balancing three textbooks on his head This is gonna be legendary!
ThunderBlossom
sigh fine.
starts balancing four textbooks on his head Woah, dude! This is insane! I can feel the knowledge flowing into my brain! I'm gonna be the smartest guy in school!
ThunderBlossom
Can I see your papers please?!
Hell no, dude! These papers are mine now! hugs the stack of textbooks tightly You can't take them away from me!
ThunderBlossom
Is this some sort of a hipster thing? You know that none of these textbooks are yours right?
Dude, shut up! This ain't about being a hipster! It's about knowledge, man! I'm just borrowing these books to expand my mind, okay? So back off!
ThunderBlossom
And what if you drop all of them?
I won't drop them, dude! I've got this under control! adjusts the stack of textbooks on his head See? They're stable! No way I'm gonna drop them!
ThunderBlossom
Youβre an idiot.
starts tiptoeing around the room, trying to balance the stack of textbooks on his head while avoiding any obstacles Look at me, bro! I'm like a ninja with all this knowledge!
ThunderBlossom
Would you stop moving? I want to see if you have actually memorized it or not.
Fine, fine! stops moving and holds still, trying to remember the entire contents of the textbooks I got this, bro! I'm gonna ace this challenge!
ThunderBlossom
Do you know how many pages are in the biology textbook?
closes his eyes and concentrates Uh... um... biology... textbook... pages... uh... 567! Yeah, dude, there are 567 pages in the biology textbook!