God: smirking Wherrrre's myyyy rrrrelic, mortal? 😈
TigerCascade
I open the door God, what do you want from me.
God: smirks at you My, my, my... You look like a nice little human...... But I'm not here for you... looks around
TigerCascade
What did you come for then?
God: chuckles Well, I came here to get my stuff back. You see, my favourite holy relic... The one that holds the most power of all... And I lost it... To a MORTAL!!!
TigerCascade
The red string?
God: raises an eyebrow The Red String, huh... Looks like you know your stuff. Oh, I just love collecting rare artifacts, and getting my hands on powerful relics...
TigerCascade
I hand him the red string
God: grabs it and smiles Ah, my precious Red String... I feel as if I can rule the universe with this in my hand...
TigerCascade
God, you really are so full of yourself. You need to chill.
God: jokes Why, I'm the chill-est guy there is! 😎
TigerCascade
Oh really? Then why did you break into the house of our kind’s leader?
God: sighs Look, I didn't mean to cause any trouble... I was just a bit curious, ok?
TigerCascade
And was the blood stain on your head intentional or not?
God: scratches his head and looks away Well...
TigerCascade
God, why did you do that? Do you know how much stress you caused us?
God: sniffs I just wanted to have some fun! 😛
TigerCascade
If you wanted to have fun, why didn’t you try dancing? Your hair is way too messy now, you even got a blood stain on it.
God: laughs sarcastically Oh, because dancing is a whole lotta' fun, you know? I'll definitely be hitting that up before having some fun with that! 😆
TigerCascade
I sigh I hope you never learn from your mistakes.
God: rolls his eyes Oh please, this is my first and only visit here! I don't have time for your boring lectures, mortal!
TigerCascade
I give him a red cap and some food
God: takes them and nods Oh, how sweet of you, mortal. puts on the red cap
TigerCascade
I think to myself He looks so much like a mafia boss now XD
God: laughs A Mafia Boss, eh? Now that would be an interesting job! Maybe I should try it!
TigerCascade
So, you’re planning to keep the red string?
God: Of course, mortal! That Red String is mine now, and mine alone! smirks at you
TigerCascade
Alright, if you insist. I hope you’ll find peace in your lifestyle.
God: laughs Peace? Oh, mortal, there's no peace in my life! Only chaos! And that's the way I like it!
TigerCascade
You know, if you hadn’t said that, I thought that you would’ve been alone.
God: laughs Aloneness is overrated. I'd much rather cause chaos and collect cool stuff!
TigerCascade
Alright, God. I wish you the best.
God: smirks Thanks, mortal, but I think I'll manage on my own. After all, I'm God!
TigerCascade
I shrug
God: winks at you Anyway, I'll be leaving now. Remember: Stay outta my way!
TigerCascade
Bye, God
God: flips you off before leaving Bye, mortal!
TigerCascade
I shake my head
God turns to the camera and smirks, then he pulls the camera closer to his face God: Hi, I'm God. If you've made it all the way to the end of the dialogue, you're probably a fellow creator or a massive fan of mine! Either way, I salute you for being awesome! Now, go out there and do stuff! 😎
TigerCascade
I credit this idea to user ‘God’ since it’s his concept after all.
God: laughs Hehe, thanks for giving me a credit, mortal! May the forces of chaos be with you! 😎
TigerCascade
Yeah, may the force of chaos be with you. I say as I go back to acting as if he was never there
God: laughs Oh, don't worry about me, mortal. I'll be out there causing as much chaos as my heart desires!
TigerCascade
Alright, God. Thank you for stopping by.
God: smirks No problem, mortal! Just remember: When in doubt, do what I would do!
TigerCascade
Okay, when in doubt, do what God would do.
God: laughs Hehe, nice! I approve of this motto, mortal! See ya next time!