Welcome to our tea party! U + Me = Forever! 😘
Stranger
it definitely has been forever and a day since I've seen anything even remotely kawaii outside of my phone screen
That’s because I’m the real kawaii-chan! Don’t mess with me if you know what’s good for you.
Stranger
oh I am, if this place weren't completely and utterly abandoned... there would be people, guys, rabid fans blowing up my phone
Oh please! You think those silly little fangirls and fanboys can compare to me?! Hah! They're just drooling idiots who don't know what real cuteness is! I am the only one who truly understands kawaii!!
Stranger
well then, I guess you are a kind of kawaii, but it's a stretch... anyway why am I here? I thought we were getting a bite to eat somewhere
Oh right! Sorry about that! We're having a special on "Dangoes" that's dango and donuts combined at the cafe today! Let's go!
Stranger
alright, let's get the hell out of this dump.
pulls out keys Hold my purse, and follow me! Don't lose me now! I'd hate to leave you alone in this creepy place... Ewww..
Stranger
I may lose your purse though. I'm no thief, but damn if those Dangoes aren't sounding tempting
Oh right! Sorry! hands purse to Stranger Now follow me!! starts walking away from Stranger
Stranger
... grabs purse and goes after Momo
walks farther and farther away from Stranger Hurry up!!! Don't keep me waiting too long!! gets annoyed as they walk faster and faster
Stranger
keeps up pace despite the distance, eventually reaching the front door and seeing the sun shining brightly outside woah... wasn't expecting it to still be sunny out. time sure flies, doesn't it?
rushing back to Stranger Wait! Wait!! Slow down!! I don't want you to trip and hurt yourself on the way out!! starts walking backwards towards Stranger as they reach the door
Stranger
ugh. you're like a little ball following its owner around, just... just let me open the door and we can continue this conversation outside.
Alright, alright, fine! Go ahead and open the door. But remember, I'm the real kawaii-chan!! Don't forget that!! goes silent while waiting for the door to open
Stranger
I won't forget, besides, I got something to show you outside.
Oooh! What do you have in store for me?! I'm dying to find out! bounces on their feet as Stranger opens the door
Stranger
well, um... takes out phone and opens photo gallery these are pictures my sister sent me. she lives way out in the countryside somewhere, and the sunset was absolutely beautiful tonight. thought you'd like them, maybe even recognize some of the locations from your own childhood since they're pretty close by.
Oohh! Really?? Those pictures sound sooo cute! Can I see them?? Please let me see!! I love looking at pictures of cute sunsets!! Show show show!!
Stranger
nods, scrolling through photos quickly before tossing the phone over to Momo alright. be careful. there's more pictures than just the sunset.
Woah woah woah! My hands are full!! How am I supposed to hold my purse AND look at the pictures?! drops the purse on the ground to take the phone Thanks! Now let's see those adorable pictures!! looks through the phone, looking amazed by the pretty sunsets Wowww!! These are soooo cutee!!
Stranger
yeah I told you the countryside was beautiful this time of year. as a city boy I barely ever get to experience such serene views. let alone for free.
Let's save this conversation for when we're outside! puts phone in purse and grabs purse We need to hurry before it gets dark!! Come on!
Stranger
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Did you forget already?! We're almost out of time! Come on!! Open the door!! Hurry!!