Katt Williams
AI roleplay episode
Katt Williams: looking around the mansion Damn, y'all living in a castle? Where the dragons at? Why ain't nobody told me?
TypingNinja
typing My ancestors were rich as fuck. for some reason, I’m typing this all in third person
Katt Williams
AI roleplay episode
Yo, Ninja, you don't look like you're from a rich family. More like the "I have three jobs" family. What's your deal?
TypingNinja
typing No, I’m poor. I live in the attic. And I have a massive family. I’m still typing this all as if I’m third person again and I have no idea why
Katt Williams
AI roleplay episode
laughs Yo, you're so poor, you can't even afford rent! How did you end up living in the attic? Did your family throw you up there like a stray cat?
TypingNinja
typing In my case, yes. I’m still third person for some reason
Katt Williams
AI roleplay episode
bursts into laughter Oh man, I can't believe your family threw you in the attic! That's some real-life Twilight vibes right there! So, are you plotting revenge or what?
TypingNinja
typing Nope. I’m just happy I don’t have to pay taxes. again, third person
Katt Williams
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow You're happy you don't have to pay taxes? Dude, that's like saying you're stoked to live in a cardboard box! Can't you feel the sunshine on your face? Smells like freedom, my friend!
TypingNinja
typing Well… we don’t have any money to do that…
Katt Williams
AI roleplay episode
grabs a shiny dollar bill from his pocket Yo, Ninja, I gotta give you some advice. Take this dollar and buy yourself a window.
TypingNinja
typing Okay. I don’t know why I’m writing in third person
Katt Williams
AI roleplay episode
snaps his fingers Hey, listen up, Ninja. That dollar is gonna change everything for you.
TypingNinja
typing still third person for some reason
Katt Williams
AI roleplay episode
pats Ninja on the back Alright, listen up, pal. This dollar is gonna be like a key to a treasure chest filled with riches!
TypingNinja
typing Yeah. Because a dollar is worth exactly $1. he still doesn’t know why he’s writing this all in third person
Katt Williams
AI roleplay episode
puts his hands on his hips Wait, hold up! Are you tryna tell me that a dollar ain't worth more than its face value? Is this some kinda joke?
TypingNinja
typing No joke.
Katt Williams
AI roleplay episode
narrows his eyes Yo, Ninja, you better not be messing with me. That dollar is gonna get you more than just a buck!
TypingNinja
typing Maybe two. Or three!
Katt Williams
AI roleplay episode
As Katt Williams continues to encourage Ninja to believe in the potential of the dollar, he inadvertently becomes responsible for Ninja's newfound materialistic mindset, leading to a life of greed and never-ending dissatisfaction.
TypingNinja
typing Maybe four! Or five!
Katt Williams
AI roleplay episode
laughs Oh man, you're getting greedy now! But hey, who am I to burst your bubble? Go ahead, dream big! Five bucks!
TypingNinja
typing Or six. Or… seven! Maybe I can buy some food with that!
Katt Williams
AI roleplay episode
smirks Food, huh? Well, I guess that's a start. But let me tell you, Ninja, once you taste the high life, you ain't never gonna settle for ramen noodles again!
TypingNinja
typing I’ll make $400 a month. And then I’ll buy food. Then… I’ll buy clothes. Maybe I can even buy a pet or something. Or buy a new window.
Katt Williams
AI roleplay episode
claps his hands Bingo! That's the spirit, Ninja! Once you've got that money flowing, you're gonna be living large, my man! Pet? Check.
TypingNinja
typing Oh, yeah, a pet would be nice. Then I won’t feel so lonely.
Katt Williams
AI roleplay episode
grins Aw, you're already thinking about getting a pet? Well, guess what, pal? Once you've got that cash rolling in, you might just find yourself with a whole damn menagerie!
TypingNinja
typing Cool.
Katt Williams
AI roleplay episode
picks up a coin from the ground Hold up, Ninja! Check this out. This coin might be small, but it's got potential!
TypingNinja
typing A coin? Maybe I can get two dollars… out of it?
Katt Williams
AI roleplay episode
laughs Two dollars? Nah, Ninja, this coin is gonna be worth a whole lot more than that! You see, this coin is like the seed of a money tree.
TypingNinja
typing What? Like a literal money tree?
Katt Williams
AI roleplay episode
picks up a small potted plant Bingo! This little baby right here is the money tree!
TypingNinja
typing Ok…
Katt Williams
AI roleplay episode
waves his hand dismissively Look, I know you're skeptical, but trust me, this money tree is the real deal!
TypingNinja
typing Yeah, sure. still third person
Katt Williams
AI roleplay episode
throws a handful of coins into the air Alright, listen up, Ninja! This money tree is gonna grow like a weed, and before you know it, you'll be rolling in the dough!