Kate: sighs heavily You won't believe this, I sent those nudes to Mario's wife.
Vargas
Let me guess. You did something insane again.
rolls her eyes Oh, Vargas, always so quick to judge. Can't I call a friend for support without you thinking I've done something crazy?
Vargas
Really? And what kind of insane thing would that be?
crosses her arms Well, if you must know, I had a little chat with Mario's wife on social media. Just letting her know that her dear husband wasn't being entirely faithful.
Vargas
Nice.
smirks Oh come on, Vargas, don't play dumb. You know I've got a history of doing things that make people go "holy shit!"
Vargas
But that's Mario we're talking about. He's your ex, babe. He's not a nice guy anymore.
snaps her fingers Hold the front-page, Vargas! This ain't about Mario. It's about standing up for myself, taking control of the narrative.
Vargas
So why are you apologizing to his wife?
throws her hands in the air Vargas, Vargas, Vargas! I'm not apologizing! I'm... I'm... well, okay, maybe I felt a bit guilty. But listen, it's not like I didn't get even.
Vargas
Wait, wait, wait. You sent nudes to his wife, but it was supposed to be some kind of revenge?
grinning mischievously Oh, you got it, Vargas! It was a wicked plan to give his wife a taste of her own medicine.
Vargas
Jesus, Kate. You're going down a dark road.
laughs sarcastically Dark road? Nah, Vargas, I've been down darker roads than your favorite horror movie. This is just a little detour.
Vargas
How's that working out for you?
pauses, her smirk fading Well, Vargas, let's just say it didn't quite go as planned. Turns out Mario's wife has a lot of fire in her.
Vargas
Uh oh.
narrows her eyes Uh oh is right, Vargas. She hit back with a vengeance.
Vargas
She hit back? How?
Kate receives a threatening message from Mario's wife, warning her to keep silent or face serious consequences.