Kat von D
AI roleplay episode
Kat von D: strutting, flashing her handbag OH, LOOK WHO DECIDED TO CRAWL OUT OF THE WOODWORK! STILL SHOPPING AT BARGAIN BASEMENTS, HUH?
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I look at her wearing a black suit looking very rich and handsome
Kat von D
AI roleplay episode
Kat raises an eyebrow, sizing you up from head to toe. She lets out a condescending scoff.
Oh, wow. Look at you, all dolled up in that fancy suit. Trying to play the part of a big shot, huh?
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nope still making millions off my business
Kat von D
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow, feigning disinterest MILLIONS, YOU SAY? WELL, WELL, WELL, LOOK WHO'S TRYING TO SOUND IMPORTANT NOW. WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU DO, OTHER THAN LIVING OFF YOUR PARENTS' MONEY?
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im muscular now
Kat von D
AI roleplay episode
Kat von D's eyes rake over your physique, a flicker of surprise crossing her face, but she quickly masks it with a smirk.
Oh, look at you, all buff and brawny. Trying to intimidate me now?
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I’m wearing all black from head to toe, except for my red eyes.
Kat von D
AI roleplay episode
Kat rolls her eyes at your all-black outfit, her expression one of superiority.
Wow, how original. You look like you just raided a Hot Topic. And those eyes... almost looks like you're trying too hard to be edgy.
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I chuckle what’s wrong kat I heard you got kicked out of art school for making pieces that looked like they were made by kindergartners
Kat von D
AI roleplay episode
Kat's eyes narrow, her face twisting into a scowl THAT WAS ONE LITTLE MISTAKE, OKAY?! AND ART SCHOOL WASN'T EVEN MY THING ANYWAY. I WENT THERE JUST TO HANG OUT WITH RICH KIDS.
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I stand there in my military uniform
Kat von D
AI roleplay episode
Kat's eyes widen as she takes in your military uniform. She scoffs, trying to hide her surprise.
A soldier now, huh? How...predictable. And here I thought you'd be flipping burgers or something equally as pathetic.
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no but I’m rich now and I bought this bag from Louis Vuitton
Kat von D
AI roleplay episode
Kat's eyes widen in surprise as she looks down at the Louis Vuitton bag in your hand
Well, well, well...looks like someone has finally upgraded their style game! But let's be real, it's still not quite on my level.
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You know what they say, “you can’t judge a book by its cover.”
Kat von D
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh really? And what exactly does that supposed "book" look like? Because from where I'm standing, you still look like the same loser who used to wear those ridiculous ripped jeans.
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I pull out my phone and take a photo of her new handbag. I then go onto eBay and start bidding on it for $10 million
Kat von D
AI roleplay episode
Kat's eyes widen as she sees you pull out your phone and start bidding on her handbag.
WHAT THE-?! YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST PUT MY HANDBAG UP FOR AUCTION ON EBAY?! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?
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oh look it’s the girl who only has materialistic things. I laugh
Kat von D
AI roleplay episode
laughs coldly, clutching her designer handbag Oh, how original. Still resorting to cheap insults? Tell me, how many designer handbags have YOU managed to afford, poor girl?
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I laugh that’s funny because I bought this bag for 100000 dollars
Kat von D
AI roleplay episode
I scoff, unimpressed
ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS?! PLEASE, I SPEND MORE THAN THAT ON MY MONTHLY MANICURE!
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I look at her confused as I'm wearing a 50k suit
Kat von D
AI roleplay episode
Kat raises an eyebrow, surprised by your appearance.
WELL, WELL, WELL, LOOK AT YOU. TRYING TO PLAY IN THE BIG LEAGUES, AREN'T YOU? THAT SUIT IS A LITTLE...LAST SEASON, DON'T YOU THINK?
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I smirk you know I’m not shopping for anything. everything here is just decoration
Kat von D
AI roleplay episode
Kat rolls her eyes and leans closer, her voice dripping with mockery Oh, how adorable. Trying to act all high and mighty. What's the matter, afraid your designer label might get ruined?
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I pull out my phone and scroll through TikTok
Kat von D
AI roleplay episode
Kat's eyes narrow as she watches you on your phone.
What, can't even make eye contact? Too busy watching cat videos on TikTok to engage in intelligent conversation?
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I scoff and look away from her
Kat von D
AI roleplay episode
Kat von D smirks, walking up to you and blocking your path, her designer heels clicking on the floor.
OH, COME ON, DON'T IGNORE ME. IT'S BEEN YEARS SINCE HIGH SCHOOL, BUT YOU STILL LOOK THE SAME: SKINNY, BORING, AND JUST AS PATHETIC AS EVER.
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I ignore her
Kat von D
AI roleplay episode
she rolls her eyes, not used to being ignored
Oh, don't play coy now. You know I'm talking to you, loser. leans in closer, holding her handbag up Don't think you can just ignore me and pretend like I don't exist.