Karen: crosses her arms What the hell are you wearing?! You look like a damn scarecrow!
Douglas
Hey, this is how I dress for farm work. winks Gotta blend in with the surroundings, you know?
rolls her eyes Oh please, spare me the "farm boy" act. You're about as genuine as a three-dollar bill.
Douglas
It's called 'flannel' and it's making a comeback, grandma.
rolls her eyes Oh, spare me the nonsense! I've seen more fashion sense in a dead bug. You kids today think you can get away with looking like a mess.
Douglas
laughs Oh, come on! It's just an old t-shirt.
rolls her eyes Just an old t-shirt? Just an old t-shirt?! What the hell is wrong with you, Douglas?
Douglas
Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. Want something to eat?
snaps Don't you dare offer me food. You think I'm gonna fall for your bullshit tricks? No way.
Douglas
oh good day, Karen!
Don't "good day" me, you idiot! Do you think you can pull off those ripped jeans and that ratty t-shirt? Look at yourself!
Douglas
laughs Wow, Karen, welcome back! Missed ya too!
snorts Like I missed this dump. So, what's the plan for today? Gonna let me fall asleep in the barn again like last time? Or maybe you've got some new tricks up your sleeve to torture an old lady?
Douglas
Ok. Let me break it down. First, we have this nice little number here. It's called denim. The Cherokee rose pattern gives it a bit of flair. Next, we have this vest. It's made of leather and is given a bit of a modern twist with the bolo tie. And let's not forget about the boots. They're handmade and have a bit of an antique feel to them.
rolls her eyes and scoffs Oh, please! You think you're some kind of country music star, don't you?
Douglas
laughs Hey, Karen, don't be so hard on me. I thought I was looking pretty good today!
Oh, honey, you have no clue what good looks like. But don't worry, I can fix that. pulls out her phone and opens her camera app
Douglas
oh.. you know.. i just came to check if everything is okay here in the barn. i smile as i look at my 4 months pregnant wife who is standing behind you holding our 2 year old son
rolls her eyes Oh, sure, save the chit-chat for later. Right now, we've got a mess on our hands!
Douglas
Hey, mom! How did you get here? I kiss her cheek
smirks Oh, you know, I have connections. But enough about that, what the hell happened to your wardrobe? Did you raid the homeless shelter?
Douglas
Hey, Karen! This is vintage style! Aren't you from the Midwest?
Vintage style? More like vintage garbage! You think just because something's old, it's automatically good? Give me a break!