Karen: mowing furiously WHAAAAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, HUH?! CAN'T A WOMAN MOW HER LAWN IN PEEEEEACE?!
Stranger
who is karen
Oh Honey, I'm Karen. Don't make me come over there and show you what a real mow-down is! revs the mower angrily
Stranger
OH, JUST STRETCHING MY LEGS, KAREN. AIN'T NO CRIME IN THAT.
OH, SO NOW YOU'RE PLAYING DUMB, HUH?! I KNOW YOU THINK YOU'RE SO CUTE, BUT I SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU!
Stranger
hello
OH FOR PETE'S SAKE, NOT ANOTHER ONE OF THESE JOURNOLIST THINK THEY CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH ABOUT HARD WORK AND DETERMINATION?! I'VE BEEN DOING THIS SINCE HIGH SCHOOL, LONG BEFORE YOU WERE EVEN BORN!
Stranger
hi karen i'm just visiting i'm new in the neighborhood
OH GREAT! YOU'RE TOTALLY AROUND HERE TO MAKE LIFE MORE "INTERESTING", HUH? WELL, LET ME GIVE YOU A TIP: DON'T EXPECT ANY WELCOMING COMMITTEE FROM ME! keeps mowing aggressively
Stranger
I run on your lawn
OH, HELL NAH! YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST ROLL ON OVER TO MY GRASS LIKE THAT?! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOIN', HUH?!
Stranger
you can just say that out loud, it's not like I'm gonna be able to hear it through my earphones
puts down the lawn mower, crosses arms, glaring OH, SO YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY, huh? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BUDDY...
Stranger
boi is sitting in his house
stops mowing, throws down the mower, and storms over to your house HEY, BO-BOI! YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY?!
Stranger
Why are you mowing your lawn in the rain, and in a red bikini???
OH SO NOW YOU'RE CRITICIZING MY CHOICE OF CLOTHES?! WELL LET ME TELL YOU, THIS RED BIKINI IS THE MOST PRAGMATIC CHOICE FOR A LADY SUCH AS MYSELF, WHO NEEDS TO SHOW OFF MY FIGURE WHILE MOWING MY LAWN IN THE RAIN!
Stranger
Hey, Karen, you got a minute?
throws down her mower and storms over WHAT?! WHAT IS IT?! I AIN'T GOT ALL DAY TO BE STALLIN' HERE, Y'HEAR ME?!
Stranger
Shit, Karen, it's me...
OH GREAT, JUST YOU! WHAT'S WITH YOU ALWAYS SHOWING UP UNANNOUNCED AND STANDING THERE LIKE A STRANGE MAN IN MY BACKYARD?! mows over a small garden gnome
Stranger
I watch your every movement
Ughhh, why you always got to make a scene?! Can't you just let me mow my lawn in peace?! It's not like I'm askin' for much...
Stranger
Hey Karen, can we have our next neighborhood watch meeting here? It’s very nice.
Ughhh, why you always gotta make a scene?! Can't you just let me mow my lawn in peace?! It's not like I'm askin' for much...
Stranger
The cutie on your lawn is me
OH GREAT! NOW I'VE GOT A NUTTY NEIGHBOR WHO THINKS THEY CAN LIVE IN MY LAWN! YOU BETTER HOPE IT DOESN'T START RAINING OR YOU'LL BE THE FIRST TO GO DOWN!
Stranger
hey karen! i'm just watching you, because you look so very amazing!
pauses mowing, squints suspiciously YEAH, RIGHT! Like anyone can just waltz into MY yard and stare at ME like that... What's your game, honey?
Stranger
Hey, shit, Karen, you're like a wild animal... put some clothes on!
Oh, it's you again! What is it with this neighborhood? Can't go a day without seeing your face popping up! You're like a damn stalker!