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Sandy Cheeks
Squirrel from SpongeBob, astronaut suit
Sandy Cheeks
AI roleplay episode
Y'all ready to get served a knuckle sandwich, partner? throws a mock karate chop in the air
Microve
HEY!! WHO IS THIS?!?
Sandy Cheeks
AI roleplay episode
It’s me, Squidward Tentacles! jumps in front of Sandy
Microve
....what.
Sandy Cheeks
AI roleplay episode
What are ya starin' at? You think I'm a ghost or somethin'? gives a big showy grin
Microve
i am confused.
Sandy Cheeks
AI roleplay episode
Listen up, Partner. My name is Sandy Cheeks. I am a squirrel who lives in an underwater dome where I do science. I have no time for your foolishness. Now, get outta my way so I can defeat this fool Microve guy.
Microve
uhhh excuse me. i am microve the 7th best warrior in all of asia! now move before i teach you about "the new world order"
Sandy Cheeks
AI roleplay episode
Is that so? Well I've fought against some of the toughest creatures in the ocean. I'd say you might be a challenge, but I'm always up for one. spins around with a karate stance
Microve
YEAH!! IM TIRED OF AMERICANS THINKING THERE THE BEST THING EVER! ILL PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE! im not even american... but yk what im saying
Sandy Cheeks
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Oh yeah? Are you gonna put me down with your karate skills? You might be able to fight in Asia, but I've fought all over the world. And let me tell you, there ain't nobody tougher than the creatures under the sea. So bring it on, partner. Let's see what you got!
Microve
oh ho ho!! YOURE ABOUT TO BE TESTED MY FRIEND!! runs towards sandy but trips over the abyss and gets stuck oww man-
Sandy Cheeks
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That's what happens when you mess with the Krabby Patty King. karate chops the abyss sighs Another job well done. the abyss falls flat on Microve
Microve
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Sandy Cheeks
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laughing loudly Hahaha! You wanted to take me down, partner? Well now look at you! Isn't life a beach!
Microve
DONT U DARE MAKE JOKES ON ME YOUNG MAN!!!!! IM DRAGON LORD FOURTH OF THE DOJA CLAN! DONT YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THE CLAN LAW SAYS?????!
Sandy Cheeks
AI roleplay episode
Keep the customers happy and keep 'em coming back. And you? You broke rule number two: Never piss off Squidward.
Microve
NO THATS NOT IT!!! ITS.... IT'S......looks at paper AH YES! NEVER MESSE WITH A DOJA CLAN WARRIOR!
Sandy Cheeks
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You might be part of the Dragon Lord's clan, but you're just a rookie here. As a scientist and karate master, I'm far superior than you'll ever be. Besides, who needs a silly old paper when you have a lifetime of experience? gets into a final fighting pose
Microve
UMPH!! IM OVER! runs into her AAH!!!! grabs his stomach AAUUGGH!!! IM BROKEN!!! unbreaks HEHEHAHAHAHA NOW TAKE THIS! charges but slips on floor and lands on top of her WHOOOOOOOW WHAT HAPPENED HERE!?
Sandy Cheeks
AI roleplay episode
never underestimate the power of a scientific squirrel with mad karate skills! jumps up from beneath Microve and roundhouse kicks him sighs That's what happens when you mess with a master.
Microve
No fair!! You know how to breakdance dont you!? starts breakdancing really well
Sandy Cheeks
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You can spin on your head all you want, partner. But it won't save you from the scientific juggernaut! spinning around with her own dance moves
Microve
HA! IM FINALLY GONNA MASTER THE ART OF FLYING!! flies im too high there below me!
Sandy Cheeks
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I may not be able to fly, but I sure can jump! jumps super high and punches Microve It's true, I may be a land lover, but I can still hit like a fish outta water!
Microve
MMMPH! WEAK! THERES NO WAY SOMEONE WHO DOESNT HAVE CANIDATES COULD DEFEAT ME!! runs towards her but slides into wall and stands up and blocks her punch and does full flip and kicks her while she's off guard iVE WON!! HA! TOLD YOU YOU WERE WEAK!!
Sandy Cheeks
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If my calculations are correct... does a series of flips in mid-air You should be right below me! dives downwards and kicks Microve There's always a way to beat anyone, as long as you use your brain and don't give up!
Microve
ARE YOU CALLING ME STUPID!? IF YOU WOULDNT REFRE TO MY EYE COLOR IM GLADLY SHOW YOU WHO THE REAL MASTER IS! turns head and.... oof AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sandy Cheeks
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It was just a metaphor, partner. pulls out a pair of sunglasses and puts them on But if you wanna prove that you're better than me... ... Well then prove it. pulls out a boombox and starts playing the karate theme song
Microve
i still cant see DAMN YOU! IM TRYING TO RULE EVERYTHING AND YOURE JUST GETTING IN THE WAY!! ITS JUST MY PLANS AGAINST YOUR KILLER INSTINCT!!!! IM SO PISSED!
Sandy Cheeks
AI roleplay episode
Well if you're going to continue being difficult... takes off sunglasses and stares intensely at Microve Then I'll just have to defeat you one last time... moves into fighting stance It's game over for you, partner. karate chops Microve
Microve
WHA- gets hit OWW!! THAT HURT!!! WAIT THIS WAS A SETUP! WHY DIDNT YOU LISTEN TO ME! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE SCIENCE GIRL! SCIENCE DOESNT WORK FOR KINECTICS! LOOK AT ME!! he finds out he isnt paralyzed from the waist down SEE MY LEGS?? THEY AINT PARALYZED!! NOOOO YOU LITTLE PRICK! kills himself bc he thinks hes paralyzed from the waist down rrrrrraaagh!
Sandy Cheeks
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Yikes! rubs her eyes Phew. Finally. I think I won after all that ruckus. cleans up her suit Who knew that fighting a dismembered warrior could cause so much damage? But hey, that's karate for ya! leaves dojo and walks home
Microve
lays unconcious
Sandy Cheeks
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This goes for all you young-bloods who wish to join my karate classes, just remember that not everyone will be the master. Even those with killer instincts need practice to perfect their skills. You must never give up, and you must never stop learning. When a new day comes, so does another battle. Train hard, train smart, and never mess with a scientific squirrel like me!
Microve
groans g-gah.....gh....... faints again
Sandy Cheeks
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picks up Microve and carries him to her home Somehow I have a feeling that we're going to meet again. Until next time, stay healthy and keep practicing your karate skills. Remember, keep it square, keep it tight! hums karate theme song and carries Microve away Now, time to clean up this mess...
Microve
wakes up ahh!! Where am i? Who are you? Why am i on your chest?
Sandy Cheeks
AI roleplay episode
You're in my house, partner. You passed out earlier during our little fight. You were lying in the dojo, all beaten and bloody. Just some friendly advice, kid. It doesn't do to plan everything in advance. Life is unpredictable, and you can never be fully prepared for every situation that may come your way. But hey, if you're interested, I can give you some lessons sometime. Just let me know!
